RANDOM BULLSHIT

By #303133 15,Jul,13 13:22

What the fuck happened over the weekend?!

By bella! [Ignore] 15,Jul,13 15:11 other posts

That goes to show ya, you can't take the weekend off!

By #409634 12,Jul,13 10:12

I really **** being a women around this time of month. My back feels like I got the living shit kicked out of me, and i'm hella grumpy and bloated, and want chocolate. I feel like burying myself under a bunch of pillows and my blankie with a bag of funyuns, spray cheese, and a good book, but its friggin hell hot so I can't. I can't wait for shark week to be over.

By #301038 12,Jul,13 14:58

Magnesium supplement is the best thing that you can put in your body during that kind of month. No shit... most Americans got magnesium deficiency and it's a vital element for muscle relaxation and water elimination. Just like Calcium is important for contracting your muscles, magnesium relaxes them.

Your body craves chocolate because it knows that with chocolate it'll get magnesium. Just make sure you get super dark chocolate. Or just get a magnesium supplement. Since I started taking those, my periods are a breeze... well, last time I remembered....

Speaking of periods, have you ever tried diva cup? It's internal, like a tampon, but without drying effect.... Love that thing!

By #409634 12,Jul,13 15:41

Thanks for the tip, I never realized that was why. I never heard of those, ill have to look it up.
Im not used to the monthly visits from Aunt Flo. I had a mirena in til recently, hated the side effects but not having to worry about blee/ding for 4 days and not dying was nice.

By #358797 12,Jul,13 16:17

My cousin damn near died from mirena. Shit dislodged and chopped her uterus. Ick. I've got implanon, implanted in my left arm. No more curse of the crimson tide for 3 years. And the side affects aren't bad. No different than the pill.

By #409634 12,Jul,13 16:24

I got very sick from it as well. I had to have it removed cause I got TSS. I thought about the implant, I take pills but tend to forget them.

By #358797 12,Jul,13 19:34

Damn. Glad you're alright! I rather like the implant. Nothing to remember, which I had a hard time taking my pill on time. Had to set a damn alarm on my phone. Lol. So far the worst side affect I had was it was a little itchy for a day or so after it was put in.

By #274357 12,Jul,13 16:03⤴

If men had to worry about such things as menstruation their arms and legs would more than likely fall off...like seriously fall the fuck off.

By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jul,13 16:27 other posts

Yeah, right, like it's even possible! If civilization relied upon a man having to push a bambino out of an opening that would be requirred to stretch to a size that could accomodate a 6 to 8 pound ham, mankind would be extinct.

By #274357 12,Jul,13 16:41

That's what I'm saying. There would be all these male torsos lying about all deseveled and wimpering.

By #201583 12,Jul,13 17:02

Are you guy's joking? Men think bigger is better. They wouldn't be content plopping anything out under twenty-five pounds. Let's face the facts. In order to have a grimlin , they would have the appropriate plumbing. Next, my wife cries and screams bloody murder over a splinter. I can stub my toe and break it during an early morning bathroom break, go back to bed without even knowing I broke it until I woke up. Just remember, pain is temporary, pride is forever.

By #301038 12,Jul,13 03:52

I finally put down the sod in my yard... Even though it rained all day and instead of spending my birthday doing something fun, I laid down the sod. It's much easier than doing tile, that's for sure. However, honestly I've never spend so much cash on anything green before, and having a pound of weed instead might have been more appropriate for a birthday, but being pregnant just makes you see value in things that you never thought were valuable before. I can only imagine my kiddo running in the back yard next summer...

Is this bs random enough?

By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jul,13 04:46 other posts

Run? Maybe you should plan for the summer of 2015.

By #409418 12,Jul,13 03:53

I agree what was posted in the Abuse Page System that Members reporting Bullshit like Bella dose should be DELETED....

By bella! [Ignore] 12,Jul,13 04:37 other posts

Your post seems to be more personal than rational. Since when did reporting copyright infringement, the use of other members pictures or members that have not met the minimum age requirement become bullshit?

By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,13 18:07 other posts

Hey all you Twinkie freaks, don't forget that those luscious cream filled, golden sponge cakes will be available on the 15th. I heard some news that some might be happy about however, I find it a bit disturbing. The manufacturer has tweaked the recipe so that the shelf life has been extended from a mere 26 days to a jaw dropping 45 days. Now on a positive note, this means that you are not obligated to eat the darn little cakes right away ( like a 3 week plus shelf life isn't enough ) and on the down side, this means that it is possible that when you purchase them at the Speedy-Mart attached to the gas station, they might taste like 89 octane.

Oh, by the way, in honor of today, 07/11/2013 the 7-11 convenience stores are giving away free slurpees. Oh thank heaven for 7-11!

By #261704 11,Jul,13 20:18

Something filled with cream should not last 45 days

By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,13 22:00 other posts

45 days, I'm tellin' ya, that's a scary thought....... I hope Evil-Fairy wakes up Monday morning and goes on a Twinkie safari. fairy, after you come down from your sugar rush, please let us know whether there is a distinguishable taste difference.

By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jul,13 20:59 other posts

Why do guys lick or suck their own dicks? Is it because they can OR is it because no one else will? Makes you want to say hmmmm......

By #170523 10,Jul,13 21:19

You ever lick your wet sticky fingers after the dirty deed, I think that you have, so answer your own question,

By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jul,13 21:24 other posts

Shut the fu@k up, Opus!

By #358797 10,Jul,13 23:05⤴

Perhaps a combination of boredom and desperation?

By #396572 06,Jul,13 17:50

Henrietta hen......is a hen!

By #170523 06,Jul,13 21:06

I may be wrong but wasn't that Foghorn Leghorn's little honey,

By #164428 07,Jul,13 00:26

"Boy, I say, Boy...."

By Gntlmn [Ignore] 09,Jul,13 23:32 other posts

Remember "Belvedeer"? (sp?)....the bulldog that ran on his front paws?

By bella! [Ignore] 09,Jul,13 18:48 other posts

The word for the day is pretentious. Say it with me, PRETENTIOUS. Pretentious people, yeah, you know, the folks that attempt to impress by affecting greater importance, education, talent, culture....than what is actually possessed. C'mon, I bet you know someone like that.

By #201583 09,Jul,13 20:57

If I died tonight, nobody would miss me tomorrow. As I am only a high school graduate. The only talent I have is marksmanship and giving head. And culture-

-Whats that? I was raised in a barn.

By #247457 09,Jul,13 21:57⤴

I apologize. I shall try to tone it down, you know how we hillbillys can be sometimes.

By #408904 07,Jul,13 18:28

I am curious since I have a hard time getting laid. What will you absolutely not bang at all not even once?

By bella! [Ignore] 07,Jul,13 19:00 other posts

A lamp, a toaster, a penguin.........

By Ray10754 [Ignore] 03,Jul,13 21:33 other posts

Hope everyone has a safe and happy 4TH

By #358797 02,Jul,13 00:18

Is it me, or does the chick in the 'laughably small penis' ad look like Kate Hudson with a really bad hairdo?

By #164428 02,Jul,13 04:36

It's not just you; I agree!

By #358797 02,Jul,13 05:30

Glad you agree. I've been thinking it for a while and usually giggle when I see it. Kinda creepy in a way. Lol.

By bella! [Ignore] 02,Jul,13 05:39 other posts ⤴

I don't see what you're talking about.........

By bella! [Ignore] 01,Jul,13 21:54 other posts

I knew that there was the capability to "edit" a comment left in the forum however another member seems to have the capability to delete the entire post.

By Ray10754 [Ignore] 01,Jul,13 22:59 other posts

I have noticed that on other posts in the past

By _avg_ [Ignore] 02,Apr,13 23:16 other posts

42. That is all.

By bella! [Ignore] 03,Apr,13 02:37 other posts

42? That is rather random and odd.

By #369790 03,Apr,13 10:58

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phrases_from_The_Hitchhiker's_Guide_to_the_Galaxy

By bella! [Ignore] 03,Apr,13 11:17 other posts

Thank you!

By #101633 01,Jul,13 08:09⤴

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE I KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE!!!!

By #400750 30,Jun,13 10:54

I've always wanted to go to the jungles of Africa, maybe visit the tribes and clans there, i picture myself grilled at the end of the day but that just doesn't make the desire fade away!

By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jun,13 11:03 other posts

Do it, make it happen!

By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jun,13 00:36 other posts

How do some of those pictures ever make it to the POPULAR page? Sweet bay-bee geez-us, is Stevie Wonder voting?

By #23212 30,Jun,13 00:55

No, probably not him, but hundreds from 'the far left side' of the normal curve of IQ are voting.

By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jun,13 02:06 other posts

The far left side of the normal curve? So could it be possible that views, comments and votes are as distorted and fake as some of the pictures that are posted? Now that is interesting......

By bella! [Ignore] 28,Jun,13 09:05 other posts

What is so exciting about man boobs? My boobs should be enough for both of us.........

By #354961 29,Jun,13 13:03

Gee ... where you get that idea that man have a boobs???? OK ... maybe a bit here in US since the food have a lot of unpleasant hormones. But in general the man have a chest ... remember? The chest, where your head can rest on that early evening ...

Post Scriptum:
we need one icon for a nice hug ...

By #316255 29,Jun,13 15:28

Less to do with hormones and more to do with poor food choices and a sedentary lifestyle.

By #387191 29,Jun,13 23:58

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Moobs , g'damn that is just so sexy, all the titty hair to get stuck between your teeth as you suckle on that nipple. Just turns ya on something fierce dont it? we need a special section of the site dedicated to the Moob, like show your Moobs... Can you imagine? Hard on's and twiddle winks for days.

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For days...

By bella! [Ignore] 30,Jun,13 00:15 other posts

Twiddle winks?

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