The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.
– "A Wicked Beverage," New York Times, April 10, 1894
I am APOPLECTIC WITH RAGE and ABSOLUTELY LIVID - with MYSELF. Yesterday, I turned quickly and accidentally knocked my camera off the table - CRASH! Of course, its kapput and I think the world must have heard me swearing, the air turned blue. Having had a lot of expense recently, now I've got to pay out again as I can't be without a camera and not just for porn, I'm going tram spotting in Manchester in November - that'll be nice when its cold and dark early - and I can't go 200 miles and then come home without hundreds of pics of the new trams. (I do have other interests apart from sex, nudity and porn!) Thing is, I'm a technophobe so I've a job on my hands getting the programme set up in my comp - another headache. But I've only got myself to blame for my own carelessness but that doesn't make it easier to accept. Bloody nuisance and I'm STILL boiling with rage at myself this morning, 15 hours after it happened so you'll forgive me if I'm not in the best of moods today
I'm so sorry, Honey. Please don't judge yourself harshly. Accidents happen; you're only human. If I had the funds, I'd buy one and send it to you! I hope you can either get it fixed, or, if it's really kaput, get a new one somehow.
Thank you my friends and such a lovely gesture, Steffi, love you too. I'd only had this one a couple of years and it was the best of all I've had so I'm hoping I can get the same make - but they ain't half shot up in price. Oh well, what's done is done, I'm over my initial anger now but I'm still cross with myself for being so careless
In the forum, I noticed an odd response to a question posed and the poster's response received a "negative" vote. In my attempt to see who gave that negative vote, I accidentally cast a vote myself. It's unfortunate that the voting buttons are so close together. Maybe admin should add a "confirmation" option to the voting process OR provide better spacing for the voting option so mistakes don't happen.
I was getting that "too many connections" lark for awhile yesterday. Also, recently when I have sent private pics of my dick and/or bum to friends here, I keep getting BAD GATEWAY appear and this has started to happen more frequently as of late. Yesterday, it took FOUR attempts to get the pic to go through while others went through like greased lightning. Anyone else had this happen and/or know why it does? What does BAD GATEWAY mean?
Don't be quick to call me a Drama Queen or an impatient so-and-so....... has anyone else been experienced receiving a message to the affect; too many connections yaddah, yaddah, yaddah, today?
Talking of actors appearing nude, I've just seen a revival on stage of the 1994 gay drama "My Night With Reg" in which two actors, Julian Ovenden and Lewis Reeves, have a brief nude scene. Julian is a very popular performer over here, and a fine singer, often appears with the fabulous John Wilson Orchestra at the BBC Proms concerts from London's Royal Albert Hall and is currently on t.v. - fully dressed - in the latest series of "Downton Abbey" which has just returned. He's one of my mum's favourites and she was "shocked" when I told her he was appearing nude on stage - and very nice he looks in his birthday suit too. Lewis Reeves I hadn't seen before but I hope I see him again, he's beautiful with a lovely uncut dick (Julian has a fantastic bum) but he and Julian won't be baring all any more to more than 200 people every night now as the show closed on 27th September, it was only a limited run for two months. Of course, you don't just go to see a play for the nudity, especially as in this case it comes late in the play and only lasts about three minutes but for the whole thing and "My Night With Reg" is a very poignant play, set in London in the 1980s about a group of gay men when AIDS first started rearing its ugly head. Despite that, it is hilariously funny too but like all good dramas very sad as well, has you falling out of your seat with laughter one minute and crying with sadness the next. The real sadness, however, is that its author Kevin Elyot died aged 62 just as rehearsals for this revival were beginning. Anyway, this brings me to the BIG question: who have you seen nude on stage, any famous names and, if you was an actor, would you accept a role that required you to strip off on stage in front of more than 200 people every night? I think I would if only I could remember all those lines. My stage career began and ended as one of the three Kings in a school Christmas play when I was about 10, I only had one line and I nearly fluffed it. So come on, who have you seen nude on stage or who would you like to see nude on stage? --------------------------------------- added after 168 hours
Does anyone watch or is anyone a big fan of Sons of Anarchy? I am! But I'm so bummed that this is the last season and cannot imagine that the final season will even come close to topping the previous season, season 6.
I don't remember what I was watching but it was something that featured Charlie Hunnam, the actor that portrays character, Jax Teller. I never guessed that Charlie Hunnam was not an American actor, he's definitely British. I wonder why when Americans try to project a British accent they sound so fake?
Charlie Hunnam is indeed a British actor, a few years ago he was a gay character in the British t.v. drama "Queer As Folk" where - shock horror - he took all his clothes off. Shouldn't be allowed --------------------------------------- added after 2 minutes --------------------------------------- added after 21 minutes
As for Americans and fake British accents, look no further than Dick van Dyke in "Mary Poppins" which - for crying out loud - is half a century old now. I'm a Londoner and in all my born days I have NEVER heard a Londoner speak like that --------------------------------------- added after 21 minutes
Now why has this come out in tiny little italics?????
I hope that that there is clarity on which topics will be featured in the Main Forum and what topics are placed in the "dumpster" sub titled Drama Queens Fighting ....and all the other petty topics that are not interesting to the intelligent reader.
What about those "artists" that are one hit wonders? In this case, this group was not only a one hit wonder, I wonder how this song ever became a hit. If you don't want this darn song racing through your head, STOP READING NOW!
"Tubthumping"
We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times
Oh, Danny Boy
Danny Boy
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times
Don't cry for me
Next door neighbor
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
(We'll be singing)
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
(When we're winning)
I get knocked down
(We'll be singing)
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do
I can't remember all the words to a lot of songs but there are several "one hit wonders" who have been favourites of mine and should have gone on to have more hits, one wonders why they didn't. Who remembers the following:-
Julie Rogers - The Wedding
Lena Martell - One Day At A Time
Susan Maughan - Bobby's Girl
The Overlanders - Michelle
Danny Williams - Moon River (not Andy)
The Honeybus - I Can't Let Maggie Go
The Casuals - Jesamine
John Fred and the Playboy Band - Judy In Disguise
Fat Larry's Band - Zoom
The 1910 Fruitgum Company - Simon Says
Hedgehoppers Anonymous - Good News Week
Scott McKenzie - San Francisco
Jackie Trent - Where Are You Now, My Love?
(though she did go on to have a successful song-writing career with her then husband Tony Hatch, especially with songs for the one and only Petula Clark, another GREAT favourite of mine)
I'm sure I'll think of some more later
p.s. who remembers Petula singing a song called "The Little Shoemaker"? Its really good but you'd never guess a novelty song like that would propel a singer towards all the hits she had in the 60s and then went on to give a super-dooper performance as Norma Desmonde in the stage musical version of "Sunset Boulevard". But that's star quality for you. Another of her songs I like very much is "You and I" from the 1969 musical film version of "Goodbye Mr. Chips", a really naff film - Petula deserved better - but that song stands out as memorable. Always makes me want to cry whenever I hear it.
How about:
Elusive Butterfly - Bob Lind
Harper Valley PTA - Jeannie C. Riley
Ma Belle Ami - The Tee Set
Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody
I may be dating myself here, but the thread prompted me to pull out my old (VERY old) 45s. These are a few I have that I think are one hit wonders.
Mya ---- some memories there.
I've got Jeannie C. Riley's record in my collection of 45 rpms. As for Bob Lind, I could never understand what that song was all about. Val Doonican recorded it too and even he later admitted he didn't have a clue what he was singing about.
Thanks for jogging my memory, I remember Hot Rod Lincoln. Here's to you shorttop!
"Hot Rod Lincoln"
My pappy said "Son your gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln"
Have you heard the story of the hot rod race
Where the Fords and the Lincolns were setting the pace?
Well that story is true cause I'm here to say
I was driving that model A.
It's got Lincoln motor and its really souped up
And that model A body makes it look like a pup
It's got eight cylinders, uses them all
It's got overdrive, just won't stall
It's got a four barrel carb, and dual exhaust
With four, eleven gears you can really get lost.
It's got safety tubes, but I ain't scared
Breaks are good, tires fair
Pulling out of San Pedro late one night
With the moon and the stars just shining bright
We was headed up grapevine Hill
Passing cars like they was standing still
All of a sudden, in the wink of an eye
A Cadillac sedan passed us by
I said "Boys this ones marked for me"
But by then the tail lights was all you could see
Now the fellas rid me for being behind
So I thought I'd let that Lincoln unwind
Took my foot of the gas and man alive
I shoved it on down into over drive
Wound it up to 110
My speedometer said I hit top end
My foot was glued like lead to the floor
And that's all there is, and there ain't no more
Now the boys all thought that I'd lost my sense
Those telephone poles were like a picket fence
They said "Slow down, I see spots!"
The lines on the road just looked like dots
Took a corner, side swiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clicking the guard rail post
The guy beside me was white as a ghost
We had smoke coming from out of the back
When I started to gain on that Cadillac
I knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass
But don't you know by then we'd be low on gas
I had flames coming from out of the side
Feel the tension, man what a ride
I said "Look out boys, I've got a license to fly"
And that Caddy pulled over and let us by
All of the sudden she started knocking
Down in the dips she started rocking
I looked in the mirror. Red lights were blinking
The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln - Damn
The arrested me and they put me in jail
Called my pappy to throw my bail
And he said "Son, you're going to drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln
fairy, I hope you check in every now and then and see this. Nimda is so biased towards men, especially King Frycook ( if he counts as being a man ) and really doesn't give a shit about the female membership. Believe that!
While this is far from being bullshit, it's the only forum post i could think of to post it in. October is breast cancer awareness month. In honor of the many brave women struggling with this, and its many survivors, i am setting my chat and message color to fuchsia (it's the closest to pink we have) in support of them.
Its nice to know there are thoughtful people like you, Curveball and I am SO pleased for you that your mother and great aunt survived. My cousin (also no longer with us now, sadly) lost his wife to breast cancer in 1995 when she was only 49, it was a devastating bereavement - but then all losses of loved ones are devastating, whatever their age
The Apple iPhone 6 and 6S go on sale today. It amazes me the number of people that will secure a place in line and "camp out" all night to ensure that they will be the first to buy new technology. Nope, that's nothing I would do! I'm not sitting in the cold ( I'm in Michigan ) and dark for a phone.
Here's my question, what would YOU "camp out" for?
Had I been old enough, I would DEFINITELY have camped out to see the one and only Buddy Holly when he toured the UK way back in March 1958, just 11 months before his tragic death. But I was only a very small boy at the time. I can't think of anyone or anything I'd camp our for nowadays.
I would camp out to get to meet you for a few hours of conversation and beverages and snacks of choice. You are very interesting lady and would make a great friend.
Media outlets across the globe had reported that several iPhone 6 owners had complained of handsets becoming misshapen after being carried in trousers pockets without a case.
Several of the US firm's rivals have also helped publicise the claims.
Apple said nine customers had told it their iPhone 6 Plus phones had bent.
In a statement the company noted that the handsets' shells had been constructed out of "anodised aluminium, which is tempered for extra strength" and also featured stainless steel and titanium parts to reinforce the areas of the phones likely to experience the most stress.
ADMIN; I'm curious, is 'royalty' exempt from site guidelines?
I would like to think that members that perceive themselves to be a 'big boy' would conduct themselves like a big boy in the forum. Apparently the guidelines don't pertain to 'big boy'.
Sheesh I remember last year we did this .What fun we had they where the good days but alas no more --------------------------------------- added after 3 minutes
By poolboy_ at 20,Sep,13 11:59 other posts
OOW Aargh Mam thank e kindly for the chance to swash buckle for the day wes'l be jigging the hornpipe later if you would care to come down to the galley and ave sum
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.
– "A Wicked Beverage," New York Times, April 10, 1894
Love you.
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Nobody interested, then???
I don't remember what I was watching but it was something that featured Charlie Hunnam, the actor that portrays character, Jax Teller. I never guessed that Charlie Hunnam was not an American actor, he's definitely British. I wonder why when Americans try to project a British accent they sound so fake?
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As for Americans and fake British accents, look no further than Dick van Dyke in "Mary Poppins" which - for crying out loud - is half a century old now. I'm a Londoner and in all my born days I have NEVER heard a Londoner speak like that
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Now why has this come out in tiny little italics?????
Listen up, mister! I am a responsible pet owner of a cat and I find that topic disgusting and appalling!
"Tubthumping"
We'll be singing
When we're winning
We'll be singing
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times
Oh, Danny Boy
Danny Boy
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
Pissing the night away
Pissing the night away
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times
Don't cry for me
Next door neighbor
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
But I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down
(We'll be singing)
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
(When we're winning)
I get knocked down
(We'll be singing)
But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Ohhhhh. Yes, you are so right. Now it is peanut butter on my brain.
"I Touch Myself"
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
You're the one who makes me come runnin'
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around, I'm always laughin'
I want to make you mine
I close my eyes and see you before me
Think I would die if you were to ignore me
A fool could see just how much I adore you
I'd get down on my knees, I'd do anything for you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I love myself, I want you to love me
When I feel down, I want you above me
I search myself, I want you to find me
I forget myself, I want you to remind me
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
Ooh, I don't want anybody else
When I think about you, I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I touch myself
I honestly do
Julie Rogers - The Wedding
Lena Martell - One Day At A Time
Susan Maughan - Bobby's Girl
The Overlanders - Michelle
Danny Williams - Moon River (not Andy)
The Honeybus - I Can't Let Maggie Go
The Casuals - Jesamine
John Fred and the Playboy Band - Judy In Disguise
Fat Larry's Band - Zoom
The 1910 Fruitgum Company - Simon Says
Hedgehoppers Anonymous - Good News Week
Scott McKenzie - San Francisco
Jackie Trent - Where Are You Now, My Love?
(though she did go on to have a successful song-writing career with her then husband Tony Hatch, especially with songs for the one and only Petula Clark, another GREAT favourite of mine)
I'm sure I'll think of some more later
p.s. who remembers Petula singing a song called "The Little Shoemaker"? Its really good but you'd never guess a novelty song like that would propel a singer towards all the hits she had in the 60s and then went on to give a super-dooper performance as Norma Desmonde in the stage musical version of "Sunset Boulevard". But that's star quality for you. Another of her songs I like very much is "You and I" from the 1969 musical film version of "Goodbye Mr. Chips", a really naff film - Petula deserved better - but that song stands out as memorable. Always makes me want to cry whenever I hear it.
Elusive Butterfly - Bob Lind
Harper Valley PTA - Jeannie C. Riley
Ma Belle Ami - The Tee Set
Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody
I may be dating myself here, but the thread prompted me to pull out my old (VERY old) 45s. These are a few I have that I think are one hit wonders.
Mya ---- some memories there.
Just thought of another one hit wonder:-
Rose Garden - Lynne Anderson
"Hot Rod Lincoln"
My pappy said "Son your gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop driving that hot rod Lincoln"
Have you heard the story of the hot rod race
Where the Fords and the Lincolns were setting the pace?
Well that story is true cause I'm here to say
I was driving that model A.
It's got Lincoln motor and its really souped up
And that model A body makes it look like a pup
It's got eight cylinders, uses them all
It's got overdrive, just won't stall
It's got a four barrel carb, and dual exhaust
With four, eleven gears you can really get lost.
It's got safety tubes, but I ain't scared
Breaks are good, tires fair
Pulling out of San Pedro late one night
With the moon and the stars just shining bright
We was headed up grapevine Hill
Passing cars like they was standing still
All of a sudden, in the wink of an eye
A Cadillac sedan passed us by
I said "Boys this ones marked for me"
But by then the tail lights was all you could see
Now the fellas rid me for being behind
So I thought I'd let that Lincoln unwind
Took my foot of the gas and man alive
I shoved it on down into over drive
Wound it up to 110
My speedometer said I hit top end
My foot was glued like lead to the floor
And that's all there is, and there ain't no more
Now the boys all thought that I'd lost my sense
Those telephone poles were like a picket fence
They said "Slow down, I see spots!"
The lines on the road just looked like dots
Took a corner, side swiped a truck
Crossed my fingers just for luck
My fenders was clicking the guard rail post
The guy beside me was white as a ghost
We had smoke coming from out of the back
When I started to gain on that Cadillac
I knew I could catch him, I thought I could pass
But don't you know by then we'd be low on gas
I had flames coming from out of the side
Feel the tension, man what a ride
I said "Look out boys, I've got a license to fly"
And that Caddy pulled over and let us by
All of the sudden she started knocking
Down in the dips she started rocking
I looked in the mirror. Red lights were blinking
The cops was after my Hot Rod Lincoln - Damn
The arrested me and they put me in jail
Called my pappy to throw my bail
And he said "Son, you're going to drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop driving that Hot Rod Lincoln
another one hit wonder I've just remembered who should have had more hits
And of course:-
Minnie Ripperton - Loving You
fantastic voice she had - but she sadly died
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Freda Payne - Band of Gold
Breast cancer is not discriminatory. Although it is less common, men can also contract breast cancer.
Here's to your mother, your great aunt and to the many survivors that fight the fight each day..... and to finding the cure!
Here's my question, what would YOU "camp out" for?
Several of the US firm's rivals have also helped publicise the claims.
Apple said nine customers had told it their iPhone 6 Plus phones had bent.
In a statement the company noted that the handsets' shells had been constructed out of "anodised aluminium, which is tempered for extra strength" and also featured stainless steel and titanium parts to reinforce the areas of the phones likely to experience the most stress.
I would like to think that members that perceive themselves to be a 'big boy' would conduct themselves like a big boy in the forum. Apparently the guidelines don't pertain to 'big boy'.
It's *POOF*, gone.
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By poolboy_ at 20,Sep,13 11:59 other posts
OOW Aargh Mam thank e kindly for the chance to swash buckle for the day wes'l be jigging the hornpipe later if you would care to come down to the galley and ave sum
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