| Drunk, faded, browned out, looking all shady
Two months since I fucked a lady, young man dick going crazy
 Standard Saturday, I'm about to get a cab and masturbate
 Then I see a hot girl, look back at Dave
 Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway
 That's what I thought not what I said to her
 Instead I walk up to her, like "I know you heard of the kid
 You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit."
 She's like, "Naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?"
 I'm like, "Aw..."
 Pulling out my phone, like a boss, YouTube 'bout to get her off
 But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up
 I'm like, "Hold up, how did, that's not even me
 Like, I don't jerk off mobily..."
 Then her friends coming up
 And wanna know if everything is okay
 I'm like, "Naw, this a ****, you can't tell?
 Gimme a break, please. Get the heck away."
 I turned to her, "Let me buy you a drink," she like, "Fine."
 Told the man, "Two Patron," she like, "Lime."
 Said he tried twice, the card got declined
 I'm like, "All ri-, is this a, could it be a machine issue?
 He was like, "Naw,"
 I was like, "Obviously there's something wrong
 I got dough, like I'm not broke...
 I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago."
 He like, "Dude, I don't know."
 Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go
 And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone
 I got one more chance to prove myself, so I'm like
 
 "Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's
 At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed
 In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets
 Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
 Like with the crushed ice"
 
 You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now
 This is me coming at you as a man right now
 Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak
 Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
 
 The girl from the first verse, somehow let me fuck
 Fast forward, seven months, we in love
 Some real serious relationship type shit
 Despite this, I ain't fucked for days
 Tried last night, but was pushed away
 But I've been acting well behaved today, I smell okay
 Adele Pandora's playing, now she laying
 On the floor and I'm praying this bitch is horny
 I go and give her a smooch
 She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs
 Bad move, she don't like that
 Bad mood, her boss being mean to her
 Via email, she wanna write back
 I'm like, "Right now?"
 She like, "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?"
 "Oh, okay, what's the context?"
 Then she like, "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me."
 "Who's Jane again?" I said, she like, "Wow, you should know that..."
 "Okay, I guess I forgot," she like, "Dude, that's my other boss."
 "Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss
 Go to the other boss, before you? Right?"
 "But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled
 "Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then
 I don't work with these people." She started crying
 "Wait stop, what the fuck is this?"
 "Naw, you don't ever take my side."
 About an hour later til' I'm on her good side
 We in bed, hands on her good thighs
 I try to kiss, she like, "Good night" but I'm like
 
 "Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee
 I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed
 Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet
 And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles
 Now reward it.."
 
 You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now
 This is me coming at you as a man right now
 Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak
 Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
 
 Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four
 Old LD looking old as fuck, still with the same ho, holding up
 But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse
 My dick looking like it's tinfoil
 Her tits looking like they hard boiled eggs
 On top of that, she insane
 Like, I don't even think she knows who I am
 Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for days
 Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon
 Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you
 Think about it all day, on my last legs
 But I'm going out with a bang
 I got pills they invented back in fifty seven
 I took five, that's a bit excessive
 I look high, take a look at my thighs
 And good god that's a little erection, it'll work though
 Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point
 I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am
 Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like
 
 "Look, I don't know if you're aware that
 You've been throwing out my shoes
 What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you
 All my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soon
 Are you even comprehending what I'm saying
 Please acknowledge that you hear me..."
 
 You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now
 This is me coming at you as a man right now
 Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak
 Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
 
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