I like to jerk off, and cum all over my self. However after I have popped I always wish I didnt cum all over my self. I squirt so much dometimes I need to shower to clean it all off...
I'm making an offer "Who wants a gift?!"...Everyone should receive some, I had 92 points yesterday, now it's 55 and still going. Think of deleting the profile after running out of them...
There's no point of sending people gifts if you are going to delete your profile. When you delete your profile any gift you sent will disappear. If you've really decided you want to leave and to delete your profile the kindest thing to do is to vote "HOT" for pictures. It will cost you 3 points to vote and that person will receive 2 of those points. Also, some of the gifts you received might be able to be cashed in for additional points, look at that possibility as well. aoog, thank you for participating in the forum!
So, I'm channel surfing, come across MTV, and see the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball. Who the fuck thought up that concept? She looks like a man and can't carry a tune in oversized bucket. I'm appalled. Thank god I skipped breakfast, I'd have hurled. The mental image of her vile vagina rubbing on a wrecking ball and her nasty little titties brushing the chain is gonna be hard to recover from. And I'll likely have a nightmare about it in the near future. Blech.
True. I actually enjoyed her head shaving photos. But at least Britney can somewhat carry a tune. She looks like a big toe, but she's definitely more deserving of the limelight than Miley. I can't help but wonder if Miley left a slug trail of infected pussy sludge on that poor wrecking ball
I had the same reaction when I Googled it. I just had to see it; train wreck effect! She has really tanked, going from Disney darling to nasty skank. That VMA performance was gross, and now this....what's next? I shudder to think of it. And Billy Ray just stands behind her. Sickening.
1 Tequilla... you had no form of measurement, so I guess I'm dumb for assuming that a single human consuming 3 bottles of Sierra Silver in eight hours isn't even conceivable, unless you're talking mini bar bottles. All the times I have ever ordered a Tequilla, it came in one-shot increments, which is pretty much a standard form of measurement throughout the alcohol world unless other wise stated. However, you can get a double bottle Whistler. They just tip your head back and pour two bottles simultaneously until you cannot keep up and then shake your head vigorously, but I have only come across that in Mexico.
It's very difficult to find and order a shot of my favourite tequila, Los Azulejos Reposado, even in Jalisco, so I have to look for full bottles somewhere.
amd then you get dragged out the door... of some A&E I find that hard to beleive?... Over twenty tequillas? Would that be after drinking no other beer or anything...then you could probably do about a whole bottle, and I seem to remember thats about 32 shots? Any how first and last time I 'explored' Tequilla was about seven I think, well I did five in a row one after another plus about two mixed with orange juice- a Tequilla sunrise
I personally am not a master connoisseur of Tequila. In my hay day's I would spend approximately $120 a night at $3.25 a drink. From 1700 to 0330. The stupidest time was in Okinawa. A buddy and I drank from 1600 to 1100 the next morning. We drank 192 all night. I had to carry my buddy back to the barracks. I felt fine when I hit the rack. My buddy woke me about 1900 and asked if the room was spinning. I simply said, "yep." We stumbled and got some food and Gatorade. I keep the drinking well within moderation these days. I'm just lucky I survived that.
Chessington World of Adventures Resort ( in the UK )introduced the zero-tolerance policy on animal print apparel and even brought in bouncers to enforce it. The Z00 banned visitors from wearing animal print clothing because it allegedly scares and confuses the animalz. Animal print wearing visitors will be handed grey boiler suits ( don't know what that is but it sounds like it would be hot to wear ) and "ordered" to wear them everywhere in the park so as not to antagonize or excite the animalz. --------------------------------------- added after 6 minutes
DANG! You can say animal but you can't say ****, the plural of animal.
You can't say **** so that's why I had to use zeros and spell it Z00!
Seems fair to me, why stop at the just the z00? i'd make everyone who steps out in animal print wear a grey boiler suit, it is a major fashion faux pas.
A boilersuit, or coverall (US English), is a one-piece garment with full-length sleeves and legs like a jumpsuit, but usually less tight-fitting. Its main feature is that it has no gap between jacket and trousers or between lapels, and no loose jacket tails. It often has a long thin pocket down the outside of the right thigh to hold long tools. It usually has a front fastening extending the whole length of the front of the body up to the throat, with no lapels. It may be fastened with buttons, a zip, velcro or snap fasteners. Boilersuits with an attached hood are available. The word "boilersuit" may also refer to disposable garments such as DuPont's Tyvek suits.
Boilersuits are so called because they were first worn by men maintaining coal-fired boilers. To check for steam leaks or to clean accumulated soot from inside the firebox of a steam locomotive, someone had to climb inside, through the firehole (where the coal is shovelled in). A one-piece suit avoids the potential problem of loosened soot entering the lower half of. one's clothing through the gap in the middle. As the firehole opening is only just large enough for a fit individual to negotiate, a one-piece suit also avoids the problem of the waistband snagging on the firehole as one bends to wriggle through, or of jacket tails snagging if one has to come out backwards...........
This is totally random......how can anyone continually misspell the word DOES? Four simple letters that go in a specific order. The word dose is a completely different word, dose is a measured quantity. Thank you!
Am I the only one who ever got excited thinking someone deleted, and searched their username only to figure out they're still here and someone just deleted their comment? Lol.
Thank the heavens I keep my TV on mute.
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Might I add though... that I find it terribly impressive that you can manage twenty bottles of tequila
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DANG! You can say animal but you can't say ****, the plural of animal.
You can't say **** so that's why I had to use zeros and spell it Z00!
Boilersuits are so called because they were first worn by men maintaining coal-fired boilers. To check for steam leaks or to clean accumulated soot from inside the firebox of a steam locomotive, someone had to climb inside, through the firehole (where the coal is shovelled in). A one-piece suit avoids the potential problem of loosened soot entering the lower half of. one's clothing through the gap in the middle. As the firehole opening is only just large enough for a fit individual to negotiate, a one-piece suit also avoids the problem of the waistband snagging on the firehole as one bends to wriggle through, or of jacket tails snagging if one has to come out backwards...........
better? Lol.
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