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Started by bella! [Ignore] 20,May,18 18:36  other posts
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By bella! [Ignore] 23,Aug,25 14:09 other posts 
Gentlemen, please tell whether “swamp ass” and “Niagara balls” are conditions that you’re concerned about.

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By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 06:27 other posts 
OK, some sexism is just damn accurate.

"Women vs Men Closing Car Doors"
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By bella! [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 19:33 other posts 
I tend to agree that some of my female passengers will close my car doors a bit more “aggressively” than male passengers.
By phart [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 22:19 other posts 
yep, and alot of it is the fact that a man values his car, and their women are jealous of the car and miss treat it on purpose.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 02:59 other posts 
I don't think that my girlfriend is jealous of my car.
She doesn't have a drivers license, but a personal chauffeur, me.

She even picked it out for me. I was looking for a car on only registered users can see external links,
but couldn't find 2 specific brand/types/vintage/model on the top of my list.
Then she found one a little bit lower on my list, in red metallic with a sports pack on it. She urged me to go look at it. I liked the look of it, the ride was nothing exciting,
but acceptable, it's full of extra's that would have made the other cars very expensive,
so I made a deal and bought it.

She's fond of the car. Still, she lets the tailgate just drop, while I guide it down.
She slams the doors, and she always lets the seat belt hang down and backwards.
I don't know what it is. However, if I see how she mistreats her bike, while she also
lets someone fix it every time it breaks, it must be some disability to care about things,
or something like that.

I always fix the seat belts, every time someone used any of them. It's not just women.
I just accept the door-slamming now. I just accepted the car as transport, instead of 'treasure'. Five years ago, I was in a pile-up. I hit the brake in full ABS, but it was so wet that I still hit the car in front of me at about 10 mph. The back was hit even harder by the person behind me. Their insurance paid for the damage to the back, and my insurance paid for the car in front of me. I have all-risk insurance, so it paid for my front damage too, but I lost some claim-free years and my maximum no-claim discount. The damage was fixed perfectly, but the metallic shine is off a bit. That bugged me for a while. I had to relinquish some love for the car to accept it.

A few years back, I still paid money to fix some scratches, but I stopped doing that. There's a crack in the back bumper, that would probably cost several hundred dollars
to fix, but I just said "fuck it!". As long as nothing is at risk of falling off, I just let it deteriorate. Maybe someone hits the back again, and then I can have it fixed
on their insurance.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 05:19 other posts 
You know, now that I read your post and give it more thought, it’s not really a male versus female issue or relating to car doors, the difference between how we treat things might just come down to who made the purchase.

A hundred years ago, my parents purchased my clothing, my shoes, etc. They expected my sisters and I to take care our things, to come home from school, change from our “school clothes” and into our “play clothes”. The school clothes were properly hung on hangers, folded up and put away in the chest of drawers, etc. But if we tore up our school clothes or shoes, we knew mom and dad would replace them with new.

Fast forward to my early 20’s, I’m working and indecently living outside of my parents home and I have to buy my own clothes and shoes. I am glad that my parents taught me to respect my possessions and take care of them properly. I realize money does not grow on trees and how many hours I must work to afford that “must have” purse I desperately want.

Perhaps I’m generalizing too much and I don’t want to pigeon hole every renter however I do not feel that all renters respect the home and property that they rent. The home is not theirs, when they want to move on they do so and they may leave you, the homeowner, with a mess.

Getting back to your car and your girlfriend, my guess is that if she invested her 30k (plus) to purchase an automobile, she would treat it more respectfully. My guess is that most people are not in a position of replacing their cars every year and attempt to take care of it so that the car can provide reliable service until it is paid off and possibly beyond.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 10:28 other posts 
You definitely have a point there. Someone who didn't pay for something might not appreciate it as much as someone who had to save-up for it and felt the pain of spending the money.

But why would that be more applicable to me, that to my girlfriend?
We have a shared pool of money that we both work for. Her job is tougher than mine.
We spent the same money for the car as for her bike. She feels less bothered when spending money than me though. I'm pretty frugal. It's mostly my girlfriend who tells me when we need to spend money on something. However, she knows that if we spend money on one thing, the list of expenses is not getting additions for a while.

I paid $17.500 for the car. I never took out a loan for a car though.
I only borrowed $3000 from my parents for a car once, when I bough the car
before my current one, but I paid them back in 3 months.

I have driven all my cars to "beyond economical repair".
The first one was an absolute death trap, when I drove it to the junkyard.
It was one brisk braking action removed from the front wheels breaking off.
The cars after, still had some trade-in value left.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 11:08 other posts 
I can’t begin to understand why your girlfriend, my friends, phart’s friends sometimes slams doors or allow themselves to forget how expensive things are.

A hundred years ago (when I was 23) I bought my first house. I was so excited, I bought new furniture for what we call the living room (some call it a lounge and now these rooms are located more toward the back of the house and they’re supersized and called “family room”). Anyway, I had a female roommate who would dig her feet into my brand new sofa/couch. My mother NEVER allowed us to put our feet in the furniture so when Nancy did this, I had a problem with it. That coupled with she would could in one of my nonstick pans and rather than dirty a plate that she would have to wash she would eat out of the pan. There were cut marks and scratches, you can imagine. She would pack her lunch and take my utensils, knives, forks, spoons, as needed and sometimes they never made it back home. My guess is that because she did not dig into her pockets and pay for these things, she was not aware of the cost. I only had a roommate for 4 months and I told Nancy that she needed to find a new place……
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 11:47 other posts 
That’s why I live alone, it’s so hard to find someone that respects what you have and for me, finding someone that I trust, so I would never have a roommate.
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 16:30 other posts 
I hear you. I’ve got stories that were prior to when I bought my house. I lived with my boyfriend at the time and he opened his house up to others……. Oi! The stories I could tell! Thank goodness I am level headed and didn’t choose to travel the “wrong path”!
By bella! [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 16:33 other posts 
So you mean to tell me that the rumors of you being “loud”, if ya know what I mean, are true?
By phart [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 16:56 other posts 
same here, the level of trust you have to have in someone to leave them alone in your house is high.and i don't know very many people i would trust that much. maybe 2 or 3 max.
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 21,Aug,25 09:10 other posts 
Bella, loud, not me. Everything I do is quiet, no noises coming from my mouth
By Leilani [Ignore] 22,Aug,25 04:51 other posts 
I'm a stickler for keeping things nice. I hate destruction of property and putting unnecessary wear and tear on anything.
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Aug,25 07:04 other posts 
I hear you especially when you’re able to realize that the silverware/cookware represents “x” hours of pay and/or that it’s going to be 3 years, 5 years, 30 years of monthly payments before the car or house will be paid off!
By Leilani [Ignore] 23,Aug,25 03:35 other posts 
What she did to you was a form of abuse. As if messing up your things wasn't bad enough, she'd also make your belongings go missing. I'm so sorry. She didn't have any right or good reason to do any of that.


By phart [Ignore] 22,Aug,25 07:55 other posts 
this sucks, poor little thing,
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By bella! [Ignore] 21,Aug,25 07:56 other posts 
Here’s another joke from RetroKid. Apparently the right brain see a horse while the left brain sees a gorilla. I DO NOT see either, I’m not going to say what I see because I don’t want to influence what you will see…..

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By Cody8789 [Ignore] 21,Aug,25 09:02 other posts 
I see neither, looks like a pair of boobs to me
By bella! [Ignore] 22,Aug,25 06:56 other posts 
That’s what I saw, too!


By Leilani [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 02:45 other posts 
Free movie I enjoyed watching and it's on YouTube.

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By bella! [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 22:01 other posts 
Leilani, my opinion, this was a strange movie! You might notice that I post a good number of what I find to be interesting shorts that I find on YouTube but I don’t think anyone pays them any attention and what you posted is 1 hour 27 minutes. For those that might be interested, the name of the movie is CIRCLE and it is a 2015 psychological thriller. A synopsis of the movie is copied and pasted below;

“ Fifty people awaken in a darkened room, arranged in two concentric circles around a black dome. When they attempt to move from their designated platforms or touch the others, alarms sound off. When someone ignores the warning and leaves formation, a beam from the dome kills them, and their body is quickly removed. As the others panic, a man attempts to calm them, but the device kills him mid-sentence. Thereafter, every two minutes, another person is killed. After several people die, the group realizes that the room's technology allows them to use hand gestures to vote for who dies, while arrows on the floor show each person their own vote but not others'. They attempt to boycott the vote, but someone is randomly selected to die after two minutes.
Following a college student's suggestion, the group buys time to think by deciding in advance to eliminate the elderly for the next selections. The captives discuss where they are, how they got there, who has abducted them, and why. A young man, Eric, remembers attempting to flee Los Angeles, and others concur. Eric says that he was pulled into the air, later waking in a red room with other humans. The old man next in line agrees, saying he saw and heard aliens. The disbelieving group eliminates him instead of listening.
After the college student aggressively targets a 52-year-old cancer survivor over the objections of people who do not consider her elderly, he is eliminated. Several people say they recognize the others: a man identifies the woman next to him as his wife, another man identifies the doctor he was having an affair with, and a tattooed man is eliminated after he admits to a cop's accusation of domestic violence. After several minorities are quickly eliminated, an African-American man claims the process has become racist. Several others dispute this, but when the cop goes on a racist rant, he is selected next.
The captives experiment with voting, find they cannot vote for themselves, and attempt to give one vote to every person in the circle. One man gives a second vote for a pregnant woman, so Eric votes for him; this causes a tie and the man is killed in a run-off vote. After several take their own lives by leaving formation to buy the others time, an atheist antagonizes the theists who praised the volunteers' faith. The atheist is briefly saved, but when he mocks the girl beside him for having her boss pay for her breast enlargement, he is killed. A homophobic lawyer targets a lesbian, and he is killed as a result. The group realizes that one of the final two people left must not vote (and be killed) to render a winner.
The group creates a schism. One bloc (led by Eric, a Marine, a one-armed man) believes that everyone should sacrifice themselves to save a pregnant woman and a little girl, while the other bloc (led by a bearded man and a banker) wants to eliminate them immediately as a threat to their survival, as they believe everyone is equal and no special privileges should be afforded. After eliminating a Spanish translator, a Hispanic immigrant and the little girl tie, resulting in him sacrificing his own life. The husband is forced to vote with Eric's bloc when they threaten to eliminate his wife, but, under interrogation, the couple admit that they concocted the relationship to curry favor, resulting in the "husband's" elimination.
Eric's faction incurs heavy losses after a six-way tie but eliminates the other faction, leaving only Eric, the pregnant woman, the girl, and a silent man who has never voted. Eric theorizes that aliens have used the process to learn about humanity's values. After the silent man is eliminated, Eric and the girl agree to simultaneously sacrifice themselves. As the girl dies by suicide, Eric instead casts a last-second vote to kill the pregnant woman, only to realize that the pregnant woman's unborn child counts as a person. Eric votes to kill the child and then wakes up in Los Angeles where he joins a group of people, composed primarily of children and pregnant women, watching a fleet of alien crafts float over Los Angeles.”
By Leilani [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 05:20 other posts 
Good morning. I just wanted to say hello and thank you for responding...and ask you, did you watch it?
By bella! [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 05:54 other posts 
Yes, I watched CIRCLE. Leilani, I have to admit that the person who out witted/out played/out lasted the others (yes, the tagline of Survivor) surprised me. I will admittedly say that I DID NOT understand the last and ending scene of the folks looking up at the hovering spacecraft, perhaps I just gotta have a movie with a storyline that is more black & white because I really didn’t understand the significance of that last scene.
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See below. I DID NOT understand the joke. mr_blue presented his spin and I still have no admit that I’m confused and saying “what if”…
By Leilani [Ignore] 22,Aug,25 04:45 other posts 
Yes, that surprise ending was really something, wasn't it?
Boy, that person was out to win, no matter what. It was pretty shocking to me that he could backstab like that but it's allowed in the game and being devious sure is part of human nature. The last scene...maybe those people standing and looking were other winners of other games (if "games" would be the right word) and simply wondering what the aliens were going to do next. Why they're not quickly walking away looking for a place to hide, I don't know. I like the red and black colors theme of the alien stuff.


By bella! [Ignore] 22,Aug,25 00:32 other posts 
Summer is over in the northern states of the United States as well as northern countries! The mornings in Michigan are cool and it’s dark before 8:30p! Time for me to think about heading south!


By bella! [Ignore] 20,Aug,25 16:46 other posts 
Would this spook you? Frick! There’s no doubt in my mind that I would pee all over myself!

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By bella! [Ignore] 16,Aug,25 01:35 other posts 
So I’ve posted 2 or 3 jokes uploaded on YouTube by RetroGuy that are quite funny. I’m scratching my head on this one and there’s a statement saying that only men will understand the joke. Uh, can someone please explain?

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By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Aug,25 08:22 other posts 
I think he’s drinking out of a boobie mug only a man would spot that
By mr_blue [Ignore] 17,Aug,25 16:15 other posts 
Look at it again guy changes his mouse hand so he can use that hand to play with something else
By bella! [Ignore] 17,Aug,25 21:32 other posts 
Oh, geez……

Tell me this, that is assuming the “jerkster” is right hand dominant, right? Don’t guys use their dominant? What if he’s a leftie?
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 00:41 other posts 
I’m right handed and always have used my left.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 06:49 other posts 
Practice both hands, and you can switch when one goes tired.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 16:09 other posts 
Here’s another joke by the same content provider…… no explanation needed!
By Cody8789 [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 17:44 other posts 
My hand has never gotten tired or my arm, or my dick
By phart [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 21:31 other posts 
if we were all as in a good of shape as you and looked as good, none of us would ever have to worry about a tired arm or hand.
By bella! [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 22:52 other posts 
Dang, mr_blue, I said I was posting another joke that needed no explanation and I FORGOT TO POST THE LINK! Hey Cody8789 , I’m curious whether you are one of the “handsome” fellas? wink, wink…

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By Cody8789 [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 18:49 other posts 
I was very good looking when I was younger, I always got hit on by both guys and girls, but now that I’m older, one of my eyes fell out and I had to move my one eye to the center of my head, and ever since I got hit by that train I cant stop oozing from all parts of my body
By bella! [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 19:30 other posts 
Dude, did you watch the YouTube short video above on the joke about the definition of threesome, twosome and handsome?
By phart [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 22:21 other posts 
you are so full of shit!! and no i did not need that visual of a 1 eyed fellow pooping himself along the train track.
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By phart [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 22:50 other posts 
europe is just chock full of nice people.
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By bella! [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 07:16 other posts 
Is it me or does anyone else not understand this relatively newly established and accepted sense fashion?

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By t-rex [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 08:50 other posts 
Hilarious


By bella! [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 08:23 other posts 
I wonder whether the driver’s brakes failed or if these crashes are attributed to their attention being redirected or fatigue?

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By phart [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 08:49 other posts 
lack of attention, that is painful to watch as that exact thing is why i am partially handicapped. being hit in the ass sitting still by a truck going full speed hurts those in the smaller vehicle. most of the time bad.

and i know the younger generation will disagree but trucks no longer drive like trucks, in the old days, you shifted gears, the load slowed you down, you never forgot what you were doing . now, trucks drive like hondas ,have lots of power so the average load is not even felt while driving, the trans is automatic, freeing up the right hand to hold phones, dicks,whatever.


By bella! [Ignore] 19,Aug,25 07:11 other posts 
Another joke that needs no explanation.

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By bella! [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 23:29 other posts 
Golly, it’s that time of the month for FREDDY aka PITBULL . Yep, it’s his “lady time”, he’s “on the rag”……. he’s blacklisted me once again.


By phart [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 21:56 other posts 
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old ,outdated, but still funny


By bella! [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 08:39 other posts 
So at the beginning of the month I went to the Apple Store for a one hour “class” which really was not what I hoped it would be. It proved to be a basic introduction to the Apple iPhone, the functionality of buttons on the sides, where the microphone is, how to turn the phone on and off, how to access the flashlight feature, stuff that anyone that owned a mobile device for the past 25+ years, no matter what type of device, would have been able to sort out.

Okay, okay……. Yesterday was a long day for me, I was up and out of bed at 7a and didn’t get home until shortly after 11p, so it was a 16 hour day of rippin’ and runnin’ mainly in the water and sun. I’m in bed just before midnight and I’ve got my phone, reading a few emails and watched a few things on YouTube. This morning I wake up and my phone is in bed with me and stuck/frozen on
YouTube content that I have listened to HOWEVER now the guy is speaking in Spanish. My guess is that sometime during my sleep, I mashed something somewhere and this IPhone is capable of changing the language of the YouTube content.

Has anyone experienced this issue, do you know how to change it back to English?

One thing I did learn at my iPhone class, when I bought the phone in March in Fort Myers, I was looking at an iPhone 16 and the Xfinity store sold me an iPhone 15. That day on my drive home, I called Xfinity and apparently iPhone has a new release launching somewhere between September 7 through the 21st and they will take back this phone and credit me with the full amount against the purchase of the new version. I asked the Xfinity rep that I spoke with what the “new features” are and although most of it sounded like “blah, blah, blah”, she said something about the newer phone wouldn’t get so hot. That is one of the things that I have noticed about this phone, it gets hot super fast when I’m playing games.


By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 07:35 other posts 
Gavin newsom is a queer
I seen him on the news this morning hugging and kissing fellow California Democrats
I bet after the news briefing they all get naked and jump in a pile
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By phart [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 09:39 other posts 
far as i am concerned that asshole can take his state and his crooked,immoral idiots straight to hell. look at elizebth warrens district and tell me that is a nice state
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 09:46 other posts 
Massachusetts was recently ranked the best U.S. state economy overall by WalletHub (June 2025), thanks to robust performance across innovation, education, healthcare, tech, exports, and start-up growth.
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Massachusetts had been a Democratic leaning state since 1928, and a Democratic stronghold since 1960, and is still considered a deeply blue state today.

You were saying?
By CAT52! [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 13:16 other posts 
Funny, that's what we liberals think of your state, is, better given back to the British
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By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 11:08 other posts 
Fucking gay
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 11:12 other posts 
I know you would love to cum past his fake white teeth
and on that smooth Hollywood face, but he wouldn't like you.
By phart [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 09:38 other posts 
most are the result of a "pile" back in the 60's and 70's.
By Ananas2xLekker [Ignore] 18,Aug,25 06:46 other posts 
How's Nebraska doing?
It looks like the crooked, immoral idiot is kicking it straight to hell.

"Nebraska MAGA farmers Frozen In Fear & Regret After Realizing
They’re Going Bankrupt #FAFO Season"
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By Cody8789 [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 17:35 other posts 
What’s wrong with that, I would luv to get nsked and jump in a pile
By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Aug,25 18:09 other posts 
I will remember you said that Cody
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By bella! [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 22:59 other posts 
I saw this on YouTube and quite honestly, I'm not sure what might catch my attention first......her lips or her butt. I watched the entire 6 minutes, or so and also was amazed at how often she twisted, flipped or played with her hair.

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By t-rex [Ignore] 10,Jul,24 23:36 other posts 
I just watched this, omg ! To much for me. Way too extreme ? She must be from a rich family, I think she said she has spent over $150,000 on surgeries so far
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 02:59 other posts 
She did say she spent 150k on her various surgeries. I just can't imagine that that much money was spent and she still looked like a train wreck! It surprises me that a doctor just doesn't say, NO or ENOUGH!

As I recall her "before" pictures, she was an average looking young woman with average sized lips and an average shape. Now....
By t-rex [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 06:03 other posts 
Yes, and she said she is having another bum enlargement, (smh)
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 09:18 other posts 
The lips freak me out.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 11:04 other posts 
Her appearance was totally over the top! If you were to meet her while she was sitting down, your eyes would go directly to those lips. By the size of her face it would be easily discerned that she has a healthy appetite however that butt! There was a good amount of junk in that trunk! Oi!

I just don't understand why ANYONE would spend excessive amounts of money to achieve results like that. It makes absolutely no sense to me!
By phart [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 11:58 other posts 
There are so many people with weight issues that would give a million dollars to look as good as she did BEFORE all that surgery. She is a walking freak show and I am willing to bet she will have all kinds of health issues from the surgery's as she gets older because that stuff that is blowing up her butt, can't be healthy.
And i am sorry, but I have to ask, HOW does she stay CLEAN? As in simply wiping her butt? how could she reach it????
By dgraff [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 20:29 other posts 
I just had to look now I wish I hadn’t it’s decussating what is wrong with young people now days
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 22:52 other posts 
I'm being totally honest, if I saw her on the street, I know that I would discreetly grab a second look.
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 22:27 other posts 
My significant others cousin had her butt and boobs done and her lips, had a brow lift and also Botox. She looks ridiculous and out of proportion. And then she went back and got her thighs done too. Looks like the Pokémon character Mew Two.
By bella! [Ignore] 11,Jul,24 22:48 other posts 
Does the cousin of your significant other have a significant other? How does he or she feel about the new look?
By AngelofDeath [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 14:32 other posts 
No she got dumped
By phart [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 15:22 other posts 
By BirdDog [Ignore] 12,Jul,24 00:45 other posts 
yeah, me too!
By kebmo [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 23:23 other posts 
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no and no!
By bella! [Ignore] 13,Jul,24 23:47 other posts 
Those lips look so kissable, right?
By kebmo [Ignore] 14,Jul,24 02:33 other posts 
Same reply as above! 😄


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