whine
(hwaɪn IPA Pronunciation Guide )
Word forms: whines , whining , whined

1. verb

If something or someone whines, they make a long, high-pitched noise, especially one which sounds sad or unpleasant.

He could hear her dog barking and whining in the background.

The engines whined.

Synonyms: cry, sob, wail, whimper

Whine is also a noun.

...the whine of air-raid sirens.

2. verb

If you say that someone is whining, you mean that they are complaining in an annoying way about something unimportant.
[disapproval]

They come to me to whine about their troubles.

...children who whine that they are bored.

'Why can't you tell me?' I whined.

It's just a scratch. Stop whining.

...a pleading, whining voice.

“Pigs (Three Different Ones) - Pink Floyd

Big man, pig man
Ha ha, charade you are
You well heeled big wheel
Ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying, "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Bus stop rat bag
Ha ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag
Ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry

Hey you Whitehouse
Ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse
Ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?

You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry

“Laughing” - The Guess Who

I should laugh, but I cry
Because your love has passed me by
You took me by surprise
You didn't realize but I was waiting

Time goes slowly, but carries on
And now the best years have come and gone
You took me by surprise
I didn't realize that you were laughing

Laughing, 'cause you're doin' it to me
Laughing, it ain't the way it should be
You took away everything I had
You put the hurt on me

Laughing, 'cause you're doin' it to me
Laughing, it ain't the way it should be
You took away everything I had
You put the hurt on me

I go alone now, calling your name
After losing at the game
You took me by surprise
I didn't realize that you were laughing

Time goes slowly, but carries on
And now the best years
The best years have come and gone
You took me by surprise
I didn't realize that you were laughing

Laughing, 'cause you're doin' it to me
Laughing, it ain't the way it should be
You took away everything I had
You put the hurt on me

Laughing, 'cause you're doin' it to me
Laughing, it ain't the way it should be
You took away everything I had
You put the hurt on me

Laughing, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Laughing, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Laughing, what, you laughing at me?
Laughing, what, you laughing at me?

Laughing, oh, what you do on the weekend?
Laughing, I wanna look when you're laughing
Laughing, I wanna look when you're laughing
Laughing

That looks normal-sized to me. Nothing wrong with a dick that gets hard and stands straight up!

5 inches is average, not small. The porn industry has distorted what people now think as being “normal.” The over-sized cocks of professional porn actors and models are the exceptions, not the rule. At least be glad you don’t have an acorn glued to the bottom of your torso!

Average size here, and no one has ever complained. Besides, the bigger ones tend not to get fully erect and can be floppy. Mine sticks straight out from my body when erect.

In the pilot seat of a Lockheed S-3A Viking onboard the USS Kitty Hawk CV-63 late at night on the graveyard shift in the Indian Ocean while it was being towed from one spot on the flight deck to another, way back in the summer of 1984.

I was troubleshooting one of the avionics systems when the bird got hooked up to a tow tractor to be moved in preparation for flight ops later the next morning. I was certified to ride brakes, so I hopped into the left front seat and rode the brakes.

That night, the bird had three joy sticks: the one on the pilot side, the one on the copilot side, and my own! It was taking them a while to move the bird, so I began stroking my cock for something to do while I waited. It took a while and I managed to edge myself to the point of leaking pre-seminal fluid all down my stiff penis.

There I was, stiff dick in hand and leaking juices while surrounded by wing walkers, a tractor driver, and the director as they dragged the bird across the flight deck. After going off shift, I finished myself off in my rack before going to sleep.

That was one of my more memorable nights while out at sea!

They look pretty normal to me. Not small, but normal.

In my experience, the more flawed the woman’s personality, the more she is willing to fuck with reckless abandon and do anything and everything. The trade off is that you have to deal with a myriad of psychological and emotional drama and bullshit in your life when she’s not fucking.

The sex might be great and awesome, but living with an emotional toddler who uses her moods as justification for making the rest of your life miserable just ain’t worth it, in my opinion.

Add to that is the possibility that she just might up and leave you one day, taking half of your stuff, just because she got bored with you. You have the recipe for financial disaster on your hands, because the courts, even in these modern times, still tend to favor the female in the equation.

No thanks. I worked hard for what I have. No pussy, no matter how good it is, is worth losing half of your life’s work.

But, the worst ones I’ve seen throughout my years are the ones who manipulate a man by using sex as reward for his behavior modification, i.e., being a simp for her.

I had a girlfriend years ago who would often say, “if you play your cards right, you might get lucky tonight.”

Ugh!

I didn’t marry that one.

Unfortunately, that happened to my best friend. He naively ended up with a woman like that, because he wanted to punish his mom for the bullshit she put him through when she divorced his dad. His mom was one of those feminist types who loved to claim that women need men like fish need bicycles, and yet she always seemed to have a man in her life.

Even while her second husband was lying on his deathbed, dying of old age in a senior care facility, she was shacked up with another man!

She cheated on his dad, so it stands to reason she would do that again.

My best friend's marriage lasted until his eyes were finally opened after twenty-five years of his wife’s emotional and psychological abuse of him. She told him one day that he needed to see a counselor in order to “save" their marriage, so he went to one.

Of course, she felt she was perfect just as she was and he was the one with the problem, so she didn’t go herself.

Typical narcissist, right there.

The counselor listened to him and then asked a lot of questions, eventually telling him that the reason he felt terrible physically was because he was suffering from suppressed rage.

That’s when the light bulb finally came on in his head. After that, he bought a motorcycle and rode away from the marriage.

The X, as he now calls her, was a total psychopath after that and waged complete and total war on him. She took revenge for his daring to defy her by accusing him of domestic violence and getting multiple restraining orders filed against him. The guy is as docile and honorable as a golden retriever, and yet she made him out to be Attila the Hun, Ted Bundy, and Hitler combined.

After the divorce was finalized, she split and totally abandoned their daughter to him, completely cutting off all contact with her. In the end, it was all about her and after she lost the ability to control him, including using their daughter as a weapon, she vanished.

Bitch. I hope she chokes on a ham sandwich. Fatally.

My wife, on the other hand, back when she could still do it, loved sex, but she didn’t really like oral. Granted, because of that, oral was a thing of the past for me, but the trade-off was totally worth it. Her personality more than made up for that.

Bonus, she still got horny! A lot! She’s ridden on top of me more times than I can remember. Bud, those are some of my fondest memories!

She doesn’t like raw tomatoes, either, because they’re slimy, and some other foods, so I think it has more to do with not liking things that feel “funny” in her mouth, rather than not liking dick. She really liked my dick. She just didn’t like in her mouth, and I could live with that.

I didn’t get married until I was in my mid-thirties. The reason for that is, while I love pussy, I am less than enthralled by most of the creatures that have them. It’s just not worth the heartache and stress that most of them will put you through.

If I hadn’t met my wife, I’d probably still be single.

“Look At Me Now” - Wang Chung

Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am (oh)
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am

It's hard to recall how we were at school
Our ambitions and conditions and our hopes for the future
The teachers we had, our mums and our dads
Their decisions and revisions and their hopes for the future

But look at me now, I cannot count the cost
Of all the friends I lost and though my heart did break
Look at me now, I'm on the candle flame
I have a different name, I have your hand to take

But look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am (oh)
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am

I used to believe in an idea received
With concision, but derision was my natural reaction
You cannot pretend that its all gonna end
In a second to be reckoned like a soldier in action

But look at me now, I cannot count the cost
Of all the friends I lost and though my heart did break
Look at me now, I'm on the candle flame
I have a different name, I have your hand to take

But look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am (oh)
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am
Won't you look at me now? (oh)

Look at me now
And here I am (oh)
Look at me now
And here I am (here I am)
Look at me now
And here I am (look at me, look at me)
Look at me now

And here I am (look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me now)
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am
Won't you look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am (here I am, here I am, here I am)
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am (oh)
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am (oh)
Look at me now, look at me now, now now and look at me now
And here I am

Yup.

“Learning to Fly” - Pink Floyd

Into the distance, a ribbon of black
Stretched to the point of no turning back
A flight of fancy on a wind swept field
Standing alone my senses reeled
A fatal attraction is holding me fast
How can I escape this irresistible grasp?

Can't keep my eyes from the circling sky
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I

Ice is forming on the tips of my wings
Unheeded warnings, I thought I thought of everything
No navigator to find my way home
Unladened, empty and turned to stone

A soul in tension that's learning to fly
Condition grounded but determined to try
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I

(Friction lock, set
Mixtures, rich
Propellers, fully forward
Flaps, set - 10 degrees
Engine gauges and suction, check)

Above the planet on a wing and a prayer
My grubby halo, a vapor trail in the empty air
Across the clouds I see my shadow fly
Out of the corner of my watering eye
A dream unthreatened by the morning light
Could blow this soul right through the roof of the night

There's no sensation to compare with this
Suspended animation, a state of bliss
Can't keep my mind from the circling sky
Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I

That’s too bad, bud. I had a girlfriend back in the 80s who not only sucked my dick, but also swallowed what came out of it.

I didn’t marry her because she like to play stupid head games with me. Homey don’t play dat.

I prefer the precum to the full load, too. Sometimes, a bit of semen oozes out after I have edged myself for a long time, and I like to sniff it and taste it. I love the smell of semen! I rub it in my mustache when I get the pre-seminal fluid to come out. It’s a thin, watery liquid that is cloudy and smells like semen. I like the taste of this liquid, too!

I tell myself I’m going to eat my cum while I’m still stroking, and I always intend to do it. Sadly, though, when I shoot the full load in the end, the urge to eat what spurts out of my penis disappears with the first squirt.

Her loss.

There’s nothing wrong with that!

I believe in my cock!

Yah. A club where several guys with similar interests hang out while hanging out.

“Plain and Simple” - Mike + the Mechanics

I'd like my life to be simple
I need my life to be straight
I'd like to see my existence
Going great going great
Going great great great

I want my life to be easy
Need my life to be pure
I want to see my success is
Guaranteed that's for sure
That's for sure sure sure

Give me the simple life
The plain and the simple life
You've got to give me the simple life
The plain and the simple life

Don't want my life to be anxious
Don't need my life to be tense
I'd like to see my existence
Making sense making sense
Making sense sense sense

I'd like my life to be simple
Like my life to be plain
So don't you say that I ever
Live in vain live in vain
That's insane sane sane

Give me the simple life
The plain and the simple life
Give me the simple life
The plain and the simple

Give me the simple life
The plain and the simple life
Give me the simple life
The plain and the simple

“Time” - Pink Floyd

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way

Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun

And you run, and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath, and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time is gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home, cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
FAR away, across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells

“Don’t Rush the Good Things” - Tina Turner

Bought me a bottle of wine
I'm gonna drink it tonight
And you can join me
It's gonna make us feel alright

Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things in life
Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things in life

I'm gonna sip it slowly
I'm not gonna rock it back
I am no historian, but I
I've learned from my past what I've learned

Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things in life
Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things in life

It's a slow job falling in love
It's a slow job
Falling in love, it's a slow job
Don't rush the good things tonight, oh

You and me, baby
No need to rush it tonight
'Cause we got all the time in the world
To get it back, get it back
Get it back, get it back
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it

Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things in life
Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things in life

'Cause it's a slow job, falling in love
It's a slow job tonight
It's a slow job, falling in love
Said it's a slow job tonight

Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things in life (yeah)
Don't rush the good things
Get it back, get it back
Get it back, get it back
Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it

Don't rush the good things
Don't rush the good things tonight
We got all the time in the world
I said get it back, get it back
Get it back, get it back
Get it, get it, get it, get it

“Why Don’t You Get A Job” - The Offspring

My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
To keep the bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough
'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah
But, hey man, free rides just don't come along every day
(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?

I won't give you no money, I always pay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Hey, that's something everyone can enjoy

Okay, Karen.

No, I meant this entire useless forum. For one thing, this is a SEX site. Remember what that is? I do.

sex /sĕks/

noun

1. Sexual activity, especially sexual intercourse.

"hasn't had sex in months.”

2. The sexual urge or instinct as it manifests itself in behavior.

"motivated by sex.”

3. Either of the two divisions, designated female and male, by which most organisms are classified on the basis of their reproductive organs and functions.

"How do you determine the sex of a lobster?”

(The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition)

For another thing, if you didn’t care, why did you feel compelled to make a comment?

You could have ignored it and scrolled past. But, no. Here you are, obviously feeling a little butt hurt, which compels you to comment when no comment at all would have sufficed.

Really! I should NOT have to point out the obvious to an alleged adult person, and yet, here I am, doing just exactly that!

Honestly, if you feel utterly compelled to inject politics into everything, including a dick pic website, cancel your account here and go somewhere else to do that. I’m sure there are literally dozens of other sites on the internet where you can stand on your little soapbox and blow your political hot air and nonsensical partisan opinions all over everyone else, and they probably wouldn’t mind very much.

It’s not like you could post pussy pics on any of those sites. Why post partisan political bullshit here?

Cover you up and leave you alone. Sex without consent is r@pe.

I was, like, two. I had discovered my own dick and I kept touching it. I’m still touching it.

This is what this forum is about:

“Every Time You Go Away” - Paul Young

Don't leave me all alone
Picking up the pieces (picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
Picking up the pieces (picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone
Picking up the pieces (picking up the pieces)
Don't leave me all alone...

Hey
If we can solve any problem
Then why do we lose so many tears?
Oh, so you go again
When the leading man appears

Always the same thing
Can't you see
We've got everything
Going on and on and on

Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh

Go on
And go free, yeah
Maybe you're too close to see
I can feel your body move
Doesn't mean that much to me

I can't go on
Saying the same thing
Cause can't you see?
We got everything
Baby, even though you know

Every time you go away, yeah
You take a piece of me with you, oh
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you, ooh

Oh

I can't go on
Saying the same thing
Cause, baby
Can't you see?
We got everything
Going on and on and on

Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you

Picking up the pieces
Every time you go away (oooooh)
You take a piece of me with you (be careful)
Every time you go away (every time you go)
You take a piece of me with you
You take a piece of me
Every time you go away (oohh)
You take a piece of me with you (every time you go)

“Lullaby” - Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes

Sleep, where have you gone?
It's been months now
And I'm coming undone
I keep being woken
By screams and tears
Sheer fucking terror
Ringing out in my ears

Sing you a lullaby
Every night
Just shut your eyes
We will be alright

Where have you gone?
We count the hours
While we wait for the sun
And I don't sleep
In the night-time now
And all my dreams have all gone to ground
Where have you gone?

Sing you a lullaby
Every night
Just shut your eyes
We will be alright

The stars in the sky
The moon and the tide
Your smile in the night
When I sing you a lullaby

Sleep, where have you gone?
We count the hours while we wait for the sun
And I don't sleep in the night-time now
And all my dreams have all gone to ground
Like the stars in the sky
Like the moon and the tide
Like your smile in the night
When I sing you a lullaby

Every night
Just shut your eyes
We will be alright
The stars in the sky
The moon and the tide
Your smile in the night
When I sing you a lullaby

“Grey Matter” - Oingo Boingo

They say you're stupid
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat

They say that you can't think
That you haven't got a brain
That you're just there to listen
That you're just being trained

There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head

They say you lost the ability to even think
That your tiny little brain
Slipped down the kitchen sink

They say that you'll buy anything
That they turn your way
That you'll listen to anything
That they decide to play

There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head

Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Oooh
I think you like it, like it
To be told what to do, ain't that true?
Oooh
I think you're better, better, better off
Stone cold dead, without your head

They say you're stupid
That you're too young to vote
They say you'll swallow anything
That they shove down your throat

If they say, lie down, you'll do it
If they say, buy it now, you'll do it
If they say, turn around, you'll do it
If they say, hit the ground, you'll do it
If they say, bite the big weenie (do it, do it, do it)
If they say, wasn't that good (do it, do it, do it, do it)
If they say, bend over baby (do it, do it, do it, do it)
If they say, take it and like it (do it, do it, do it,do it)

There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head
There's something inside your head

Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Grey matter
Ooh, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter
Grey matter, grey matter, ooh
Grey matter, grey matter

I love nature!

“Tommy’s Holiday Camp” - The Who

Good morning campers!

I'm your Uncle Ernie
And I welcome you
To Tommy's Holiday Camp

The camp with a difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Tommy's
The holiday's forever

The camp with a difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Tommy's
The holiday's forever

Welcome!