The Boys Light Up - Australian Crawl. Circa 1980.
Includes two of the best made up words ever in a song.
I will tell you 'bout my mountain home
Where all the ladies names are Joan
Where husband works back late at night
Hopes are on for trousers down with the hostess on business flight
Taxi in a Mercedes drive
I hope that driver's coming out alive
The garden it is dorsative
That lady she's so corsative
She's got fifteen ways to lead that boy astray.
Thinks he's one and only but that lovely she's so lonely
She pumps him full of breakfast and she sends him on his way
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tin show
Ah no no no no no
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up
Then the boys light up light up light up
Silently she opens the draw
Mothers little helper is coming out for more
Strategically positioned before the midday show
The back is arched
Those lips are parched with big tip blow by blow
Then later at the party
Where all the MPs rave
But the hummers she's been giving
And the money that they saved
Her it is skin lotion
Him promotion too
That flat in Surfers Paradise
With the ocean view
What a sing song dance
What a performance
What a cheap tin show
Ah no no no no
Then the boys light up
(Repeat x
