I know you're probably furiously masturbating when you send me explicit messages about how you would like to destroy my cunt until there's nothing left, but gonna be honest here, that's PROBABLY not the best way to get me horny.

First off, I'm a lesbian. Yes, I get curious and horny too and I enjoy looking at a dick from time to time. This does not mean I want to stick my pussy in your face all the time.

Sorry if this sounds snippy or bitchy - I know we're all here to work ourselves furiously to orgasm and I SUPPORT THAT. I love to masturbate and sometimes I am more overt than I ought to be to. But for real though, some of this stuff is dildos, yo. Like straight up "please don't bust through my door in the next minute and chain me up in your basement" type shit.

So tl;dr - masturbate and chat responsibly