Hard!!? Hahahaha that is soooo funny, what a pointless little prick you have. Do your sexual partners get given a magnifying glass? They'd need it! No one should be subjected to trying to have any sex with that
I've studied long and hard on this one and I think I found it, it’s that tiny lump between your legs that’s the size of my cats ball sack, right? -2/10
Fat pig in a blanket? Not just an insult about you in a blanket but definitely a comment about your tiny tiny tiny little cock! It’s looks like one! And probably smells like one too