Covid’s got me down

By #540352 18,Apr,20 09:03

You are all correct in your own crazy ways

Bottom line, at least I’m stretching💪

By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Apr,20 19:05 other posts

Holy crap if I could suck my own dick I would never leave the house ever again

By bella! [Ignore] 15,Apr,20 19:28 other posts

You crazy man! Are you drinking, AGAIN!? What if you pulled a muscle in your back, or something? Can Muggsy dial 9-1-1 for you? And what are you going to say to the responding Paramedics when they arrive if your mouth is full of your own darn dick?

By dgraff [Ignore] 15,Apr,20 20:30 other posts

Hahaha good point

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By #551482 16,Apr,20 17:14⤴

Hard to say anything if your mouth is full of dick. It might sound like mmmf mmm ggllghgh mmm

By bella! [Ignore] 16,Apr,20 19:14 other posts

I know, I know! He's single, again and he's acting wild, crazy and a ho-lotta loose!

By bella! [Ignore] 16,Apr,20 10:42 other posts ⤴

There you go, thinking 'bout "dick", again. Your mind was so muddled that you SPOILED the pass of the virtual ball to a member by the name of Smallerdick !

By #608173 16,Apr,20 11:36

Yep . Isn't it a good thing a man's penis is firmly attached to his body . Or the poor paramedics would be hunting hi and lo for the other casualty that lost his dick .

By dgraff [Ignore] 16,Apr,20 13:45 other posts ⤴

Oops

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Yes my mind has been in the gutter lately sense I’m living on my own again I’m on the prowl

By kebmo [Ignore] 16,Apr,20 15:16 other posts

I think that if all men could do that the human race would have made itself extinct eons ago!

By #564430 15,Apr,20 18:43

To be fair, that was a wish of mine long before Covid

By Dickventures [Ignore] 15,Apr,20 02:14 other posts

I feel ya there

By cumcouplessa [Ignore] 15,Apr,20 00:42 other posts

Hubby here. I would gladly and very willingly take care of that for you?

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