the big boss at work used to put both hands flat on the wall above urinal and let fly. Never could see his cock. His banter with a mate next to him was, "man, this water is cold", and the other guy would answer, "yeah, and deep too"

I don't have enough cock for two hands, I barely have enough to need one

I love to be at urinal when a guy comes next to me and just lets his dick hang loose while he pees . Even better if the guy opens up denims and is commando ,gives a great view of whole package

my dick is to short to hold

One hand