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Started by #502711 [Ignore] 16,Jun,18 21:29
It's about stuff...
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By #578610 08,Apr,19 10:39
I got a new poll going,,,

/polls/1469.html
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Wow, I didn't realize it was going to be so popular,,
By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Apr,19 12:12 other posts 
I voted.
By #578610 08,Apr,19 12:24
Thanks


By leopoldij [Ignore] 08,Apr,19 12:14 other posts 
Hey guys, I found this poem about hill bullies. It's supposed to be very accurate.
What do you think?

Do you know any hill billies?
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Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy bout it all, she told her pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Suzie Gal" you’ll have to find another. I’d just as soon yo maw don’t know, but Joe is yo half-brother.

So Suzie forgot about her Joe and planned to marry Will.
But, after telling pappy this he said "There’s trouble still".

You can’t marry Will, my gal, and please don’t tell yo mother,
cause Will and Joe and several mo I know is yo half-brother"

But Mama knew and said "Honey chile, do what makes yo happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe, You ain’t no kin to pappy!"

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By #578610 08,Apr,19 12:24


By #578610 02,Apr,19 17:00
Calling all junk yard dogs. The one eyed bitch is on the war path again. Bones to all that report to her laird.
By dgraff [Ignore] 02,Apr,19 21:20 other posts 
Mmmmm I love a good bone
By #578610 02,Apr,19 21:25
Well then, bend over the next time you see the One Eyed Bitch
By #578610 05,Apr,19 12:42⤴
DGRAFF

DU BIST DIE EIFERSUCHTIGSTE FRAU. DIE ICH KENNE
By leopoldij [Ignore] 05,Apr,19 19:07 other posts 
You really think they're identical? 😂😂😂
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 19:27 other posts  ⤴
What the fuck does she want now? Her menopause must have ended some 40 years ago. What's her problem then?
By #578610 04,Apr,19 19:54
I rub her the wrong way. That wouldn't be so bad for her. It's that I like to crank her handle
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 20:05 other posts 
I think you're giving her reasons to justify her existence.
By #578610 05,Apr,19 17:05
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I don't want to be the reason for her demise. La sorcière a des droits,,,


By #502711 05,Apr,19 17:52
Chinese man pulls 12 cars using testicles
only registered users can see external links
By #578610 05,Apr,19 18:34
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FLASH: Chinese man trips over his own balls


By leopoldij [Ignore] 30,Mar,19 09:12 other posts 
I got a question that can only be asked on a sex site:

I need your opinion, is it wind or wind?
By #502711 30,Mar,19 18:09
It depends on the usage. You could wind a fishing reel or your umbrella could have blown away by the wind. Or you could say "i've got wind" I have an erection.
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Mar,19 18:46 other posts  ⤴
I have a question to Leo why do you have a big fucking mouth you can't just let things go can you your the kind of guy I used to beat up and flush there head in the toilet in high school you worry about your hookers and stop worrying about what were saying in the real stuff just stuff
By #502711 30,Mar,19 20:40
Well to be fair it's not like you guys aren't lurking around here looking at what we're saying, & that you commented that here proves it, so that is hypocritical of you dgraff. Do you feel me? Do ya feel?
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Mar,19 20:58 other posts 
I understand Aussie man i have no beef with you I just look to see if Leo is starting his shit again now that hot pussy settled down Leo is the only one
By leopoldij [Ignore] 30,Mar,19 21:56 other posts 
I'm happy that my posting, not related to you, gave meaning to your shitty life. You should be grateful for that.

My intention, when I wrote the sentence above, was to see if there's any idiot that would get offended. You did. Congratulations.
By dgraff [Ignore] 30,Mar,19 22:01 other posts 
Just remember Leo you could be next
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If you would keep your big mouth off of us in the original stuff just stuff I would have no reason to even look on this cheep knock off forum
By leopoldij [Ignore] 31,Mar,19 14:26 other posts 
Next to what? Get out of here and stick to your momma.
By dgraff [Ignore] 31,Mar,19 16:41 other posts 
Let's leave my mother out of this she's been dead over 18 years no reason for creeps like you to drag her through the mud
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Apr,19 19:00 other posts 
So bela has been dead all along? Wow!
By #578610 03,Apr,19 09:17⤴
Depends, some is wind,,,,,,some is Bella!
By leopoldij [Ignore] 03,Apr,19 19:01 other posts 
Pero ... la bruja está muerta.
By #578610 03,Apr,19 19:24
No, mi amor. Esta viva y mala como siempre
By dgraff [Ignore] 03,Apr,19 21:28 other posts 
Das christly elt bip slickers
By #578610 04,Apr,19 18:24
Lollipop, I do not know what this means,,can you translate?
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 18:50 other posts  ⤴
Pero el tipo viejo y sucio escribió que su mamá ha estado muerta por dieciocho años ...
By #578610 04,Apr,19 18:57
Mi amor. Con todo mi corazon, quiero seguir el chiste con tigo, pero, en este caso, tengo que voltearme hacia el viejo susio. I would be a hypocrite if I didn't. My Dad is off limits too.--------------------------------------- added after 2 minutesPor otra parte, este viejo verde es como un perro rabioso de la calle. Su madre posiblemente alla sido una mujer buena. No lo se, pero, la puta con un ojo solitario pudiera ser su madre ya que son iguales.:x
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 19:14 other posts 
Lo sé. Yo estaba, por supuesto, haciendo bromas.

I'm also enjoying the fact that, like all rednecks, he has no clue when one talks in Spanish...
By #578610 04,Apr,19 19:15
sos picaro,,ja ja ja,,,
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No se si sabes que me faje con todo el grupo ayer. La deje babiando,
By #502711 04,Apr,19 19:03⤴
Pollas en vinagre
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 19:15 other posts 
Cocks in vinegar??
By #578610 04,Apr,19 19:18
pickled cocks
By #502711 04,Apr,19 19:19
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 19:21 other posts  ⤴
This doesn't help me understand the deeper meaning of the expression
By #578610 04,Apr,19 19:23
it loses some on the translation
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No one can really agree on what this means. It sort of means no value, like all or nothing. It's like saying that they have a cock that's of no use
By #502711 04,Apr,19 19:24
It was dicks in vinegar
By #502711 04,Apr,19 19:24⤴
You pretty much got it right Leo
By #502711 04,Apr,19 19:19⤴
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 19:25 other posts 
Yes, but... what does it mean???
By #578610 04,Apr,19 19:28
this one is better

Me cachis en la leche de la puta de tu madre

I shit in the milk of your whore mother
By #502711 04,Apr,19 20:07

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How about this one?

Peinabombillas "Someone who combs light bulbs"
By #502711 04,Apr,19 20:09⤴
No idea mate
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 20:11 other posts 
Oh ... ok....


By leopoldij [Ignore] 31,Mar,19 15:15 other posts 
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By #578610 03,Apr,19 09:17
Leo, you have such a sexy hand,,MMMMMMMMMMMMM,,
By leopoldij [Ignore] 04,Apr,19 19:17 other posts 
I'm putting it in good use. Thank you.


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