baby,,,the only thing i see is a clit,,,you sure you have one???

I had "anonymous" tell me just a cpl weeks ago that i have the cutest little baby penis he/she has ever seen. Idk why but yes, i do like sph. Really turns me on

honestly, you're not the smallest ive seen

how's this? I've got Jokes. Remember, you asked for this.

At first glance, I thought you were a girl with an unfortunate growth.

Kind of sad, when females are more hung then you.

Do the girls make you wear a strap on?

How the hell did you survive high school gym class?

Even your flesh light gets board with you.

Ken Dolls secretly pity you.

Crossing Swords would be like Excalibur vs a tack.

I'd keep going, but I'm not a sadist.

you don't have a small penis, you have an average sized one - is that humiliating enough for you?

For a thin guy you are small
- Carrie