No sane fucking person in their right mind eats that shit, so why in the fuck would you eat smegma? Going days on end being a dirty fuck that doesn't wash and smells like low tide and all your filth builds up into cruddy substances like toe jam is the same as having dick cheese. Would you put built up butt sweat in your mouth? Like seriously that shit is disturbing. Just saying...
You've been around these parts long enough to know that, whatever twisted rock you turn over, there will always be some demented perv who gets a boner from it.
Well I did run out of parmesan for my parmesan crusted chicken... Maybe if you decide to stop lotioniing up your feet you might be inclined as to let me grate your big toe for my recipe?
I hope you don't come across a cheese factory next time you pull back a foreskin
Maybe get some yeast infection going on to make some bread...
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Dinner by earwax candle light
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