No, but sex with some people feels like that.

My wife is alive, the last I checked anyway, but fucking her was like fucking a dead person. She just laid there, didn't even spread her legs or grunt once in a while.

Yeah! I've tried necrophilia, bestiality and flagulation...but I gave it up as was flogging a dead horse!

Whistle you come across as a intellectual person OB,ive read alot off your comments,& i agree with your post on this(seem there is more perverts/sad fkers turning up on here)And going by some of the responses on your post,I wonder if the same people would have the same responses,if it was a member of their family..wife/mother/father/daughter/son/gran-parents..
There as been cases recent on this matter in europe,& even worst women in coma,s..were some fker has had sex with them,
If these sad fkers cant respect the living they will never respect the dead..But a old English saying it would only take 25p worth off brass to stop it

I would rather have sex with a dead body, than watch a soccer match...........ROFL

"No... but, I'm willing to learn." (from: "Stripes")

this is the most fucked up question i have ever read on the forum. i wonder why you would even post this. this post should be deleted cause necrophilia is the grossest shit ever, and your fucked up for even posting this question. im really not an asshole, and i dont usually respond to weird posts, but why would you post this, fucking weird!!!! i dont know u and i dont judge people, but wow was i surprised 2 c this in the forum.

....wonders if first wife qualifies?

Is irony missed by most folk on here?

cold ethyl -Alice Cooper

While I also find the thought of this very repulsive, in the spirit started here by oldbugle, I would ask, isn't this just another 'victimless crime', like illegal poker games and such? (Now please don't start in about 'unwilling participants' or we'll really go nuts.)

Here's a "word" for you. Sarchasm, the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

you must have had a fucked up childhood bugle,,,,somethings fucked up in your head to even think of a question like that,,,,,what a idiot

I have had a few men who may as well have been !

Do you seriously expect some one to admit getting it on with a corpse, jeeze what a question to ask

What an odd and macabre thought. You're not called Norman Bates by any chance???!!!!

That's on my Things-To-Do list right below pouring molten glass into my pee-hole. But...


Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and do the same. Tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story.

"Today I hiked into a beautiful valley over the next ridge. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake with large trout jumping all around. As I sat on the bank and dried in the sun, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated and swooped all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman with long legs and creamy skin, tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we did it in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a BJ, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

What I find interesting is that you view necrophillia as the "ultimate depravity". (Not saying that I think sex with the dead is in any way an exceptable practice!). I think that sex with children or rape are more in the ultimate depravity range. Don't we all have our own take on what the worst of the worst is? After all, some folk think that guys who take pics of their dicks and post them for others to see are pretty perverted, too!(Again...no prob with that on my part. Love to see those cocks, guys!)

You mean stopping off for a cool one?

Although my first wife could have qualified the month before we were divorced, NO, NO, NO! And, just to be sure it's said, this is a discusting question outside an accademic setting.