Why does everyone keep talking about YOUR queer around here?
Does anyone actually OWN a queer?
Do they sell them in special shops, or do you just have to catch one in the wild?
Is it more humane to pick up a rescue queer, or are the purebred queers better?
Should I raise my queer from a pup?
How tough are they to house-break?
Any specific instructions on how to feed and care for YOUR queer once you obtain it?

Damn...I have QUESTIONS, people!