Anybody ever experiment with creating a home made, crude, inexpensive, yet highly effective masturbation device? I'm interested in ideas for making something similar to a "pocket pussy" or "fleshlight."
I had a piece of foam insulation that is used on water pipes. I cut a 6" piece, and cut it in half long ways, so I now had 2 pieces. I was going to use rubber bands, but they made it too tight.
Place a cheap rubber glove in between the two pieces, and wrapped around the top of the foam.
Put lotion in the glove and started to stroke. Sooo awesome, great feeling, never felt jerking like that before. Did some edging to make it last longer, otherwise would cum to fast.
Here is pic of what I made...very inexpensive to make.
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Get a plastic screw top bottle and cut the bottom of the bottle off, find some old upholstery foam and trim it into a round shape and full length to go into the bottle, remove and slit the foam down the centre and insert a femidom polyurethane female condom into the foam, they are strong and reusable loads of times, fold the opening of the condom over the bottom of the bottle, lube yourself up and slide in, great feeling, for a bit of extra stimulation you can slide a small vibrating bullet into the screw cap opening at the top of bottle. ;-)
when i was a teenager I lived on a farm. One time i put the milking machine suction cup on my dick. hurt like hell. been leary about doing that kind of shit ever since. hate to think how much i would have hurt if my dad had caught me.
Wow! That sounds a bit extreme..... not to mention dangerous!
I was thinking more along the lines of some type of "vaginal simulator." I'm interested in fabricating something simple to slide the old dick into. Something that feels like you're actually fucking. I've already come up with a couple of little inventions that, with the aid of some lube, have enhanced the masturbation experience. I've heard too many horror stories and urban legends about the use of vacuum cleaners and the like, however. I'm not goin' there.... if you know what I mean!
Tried a vacuum cleaner when I was about 14. Pulled my foreskin forwards and held it there so it was baggy, then just held the hose near it so it made a sort of farty noise with my skin flapping around. Came in about 5 seconds
I used a zucchini squash in this pic, but an over-sized cucumber is much better (softer and more juice). Cut off one end of the cucumber. Hollow out the cucumber to the approximate girth of your cock. Put pencil sized a hole in the closed end of the cucumber to work as a valve, allowing air to escape as you push in. You can cover the small hole with a finger to regulate the air flow. Enjoy!
Stroke with a Banana peel AWESOME cucumber sleeve pringles can condom lube stuffing your smart enough to configure it your self sandwich baggie lube and a sofa I have a few good ones
You can get childrens water wings at any department store. These are the ones that fit around a childs arms while they swim. Blow one up add a little lube and you have your own cheap pocket pussy or fleshlight.
Place a cheap rubber glove in between the two pieces, and wrapped around the top of the foam.
Put lotion in the glove and started to stroke. Sooo awesome, great feeling, never felt jerking like that before. Did some edging to make it last longer, otherwise would cum to fast.
Here is pic of what I made...very inexpensive to make.
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....or rather HAD some laughs
I was thinking more along the lines of some type of "vaginal simulator." I'm interested in fabricating something simple to slide the old dick into. Something that feels like you're actually fucking. I've already come up with a couple of little inventions that, with the aid of some lube, have enhanced the masturbation experience. I've heard too many horror stories and urban legends about the use of vacuum cleaners and the like, however. I'm not goin' there.... if you know what I mean!
I used a zucchini squash in this pic, but an over-sized cucumber is much better (softer and more juice). Cut off one end of the cucumber. Hollow out the cucumber to the approximate girth of your cock. Put pencil sized a hole in the closed end of the cucumber to work as a valve, allowing air to escape as you push in. You can cover the small hole with a finger to regulate the air flow. Enjoy!
In fact it was better than the fleshlight as you could
Blow them up so tighter
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