Member #511240, noname, the "drifter", has closed his account. It was wonderful to have you back, even though your stay was short. Be well and take care, my friend.
Speaking of esoteric, did they ever find the rat, err I mean the mole? I heard it it ran off and drowned in a pool somewhere, but you know how shit is around here...
Not to worry, HR13--that skeevy backstabber is long gone. No way would he dare show his face here again after betraying the trust of so many people who considered him a "friend".
That's good to know, hopefully it didn't leave too big of a nasty rat mess when it drowned in that pool. Those poor pool boys don't make much to clean crap like that up.
Don't y'all start pouting all at once, member #515451, The_Impregnator, has left us after 2 days. My guess he received an emergency 9-1-1 call from some frantic, ovulating woman. Buh-bye!
Now I will never know how he squeezed fifty whole babies out of his penis without wrecking the hell out of it.
He also seemed to be inordinately proud of passing on his "ass genes".
If indeed he was a prolific sperm donor, then IMHO, it's sad that those receiving are more interested in his "ass genes" etc., than his IQ, for their new c h i l d.
I'm surprised that you would be surprised. Haven't you noticed that there are far too few dumb-asses roaming the earth? They are practically an endangered species!
Goodbye, Gecko1, please keep making the world a better place to!
So long daffu, WE hope that you are well and if it's possible, check in and let someone know what's up.
He also seemed to be inordinately proud of passing on his "ass genes".
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