Was taking a leak at the bar and this drunk dude was standing next to me at the urinal - He was fumbling around with his zipper and muttering what sounded like curse words to himself..
He kept doing that the whole time I was peeing - was pretty weird and as I was about to leave couldn't help having a peek down to see what the hell was going on.
Just as I did, he flopped a giant boner out from his jeans he let out a sigh and said "finally!" then looked at me and said "don't you hate when that happens?"
Could definitely understand why he struggled to get that thing out as he was quite a bit larger than the zipper opening in his jeans
