No, don’t gag, just hold it in your mouth and share it with me!

Open wide and I’ll pump a hot load right down your throat!

Yes, lovely warm and tasty! We’ll share!

Sounds like something we’d love to do for each other!

SOMF.

Rub it out, rub it in!

Looks like a pretty effective Squirrel trap. They love NUTS ! 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

Thanks. Love being naked outdoors.

My wife saw this in a store and just had to have it!

We’d both enjoy that! And it would just be the start!

Thanks. Wish you could enjoy the place with me!

Yes, outdoor sex is the best. And you can make a real mess with nothing to clean up except yourselves!

I sure wish you were here too! Lots of fun to be had together!

Hope you’ve got all day. And all night!

Lick me all over and no spitting hairs! The way I like it!

Sounds like a good deal for both of us! Better to be pissed on than pissed off!

Thanks. Love to wake up ti see your morning woody, too! Right beside me!

Sure, babe, just lap it all up. And share it with me!

I like the part about “con-cock-ted” positions!

I’m sure it would be worth the trip! I’d make sure it was!

And if it gets wet and messy there’s always the shower to play in!