Emily is a bartender I met while she was working in 2021. She was 26 and I was 54 at the time. One day I put some EDM (electronic dance music) on the Jukebox. It caught her attention and she looked around the room trying to figure out who played it. being the only one she didn’t really know she looked at me and asked if I played it, which I said yes. We talked at music and eventually realized we had some common interests including kayaking, disc golf and other things. We eventually became friends and hung out outside the bar. She had boyfriends who deemed me a harmless old man who didn’t care that she spent time with me. One even hung out with us from time to time. I was harmless as they thought. I just wanted people to share my interests that my friends my age did not share with me.

2024 we got a lot closer as she broke up with her boyfriend and wanted to try new things. She took me to the schvitz which is a historic bathhouse in Detroit. I got to see her in a bikini which ended in 1 wardrobe malfunctions that I kept quiet about but enjoyed immensely. The first was her top while we were in the steam room she bent down in front of me to grab a hose to water me down hung loose enough to see everything. Small tight tits with perky nipples. Before that I was just happy to see her beautiful legs in that bikini. Later at one of the showers by the swimming pool she was washing off the sweat in the shower while I was laying on a deck chair. As she showered the water hit the bikini bottom which slid mostly down her butt revealing it to me and some of the few other people in the room. She pulled them up nonchalantly. She didn’t say anything and neither did anyone else. Fall became Winter and Winter became Spring and nothing more happened

One day Emily called me and she was very drunk. It turned out she was an alcoholic. She hid it from me pretty good but it did notice when she did drink around me she always got drunk. Anyway I guess she was feeling a lack of confidence in herself and her looks and was crying telling me her last boyfriend told her she had a roast beef pussy. I was like why would you seriously take anything your ex boyfriend said in anger to heart. Emily is very pretty. Very long blond hair. Great legs, perfect butt, tits are small but perky. She can’t have much fat on her and she is toned. About a week later she brought it up again and I jokingly said if she needed a second opinion I would gladly help which we both laughed at.

Summer hits and she wanted to go to Belle Isle State Park on the Detroit River because there was a memorial for a DJ that she knew that passed away and she wanted to make a day of it so I loaded up a couple kayaks and a frisbee and headed out. It was a wonderful weather day. After the memorial we went to the beach for a couple hours. She had on a different bikini. She looked great in that one as well but unfortunately no malfunctions happened. We decided to kayak in the interior canals which was fun. Once finished I loaded the kayaks and we drove to an open field to eat and toss a frisbee. Still her her bikini I for the first time brought up the wardrobe malfunction at the Schvitz. She laughed and said she wondered if anyone saw that. She said she had lost weight and the bikini was loose so she bought the one she was wearing that day.

It was late in the day and we were in my car trying to figure out what to do before the park closed. She asked in my honest opinion what I rate her in terms of looks and I said probably an 8 overall but I thought her legs were a 9. She joked about her butt knowing that I saw it I said probably a 9 as well and I said about a 7 for tits considering I briefly saw them as well. She said I made her feel comfortable because most older men treat her like a whore that they want her to be but that she is not. I told her that my friendship with her was more important that anything but that I’m not immune to her looks. Like every other man out there I want to see everything. She unexpectedly took off her bottoms then looked around and took off her top and was suddenly completely naked in my passenger seat. I joked it would be a nice time for a drive and she giggled and said let’s go. So I went. I drove her around the 5 miles around the island and however many miles on the interior roads and stopped by this pedestrian bridge in the interior of the island and she got out and head through the woods to the bridge completely naked. Handed me her phone to take a few pictures of her of which she sent me 2, Front and back which is the wallpaper on my laptop.

It was getting dark at this point and the police and DNR would be driving around closing the park soon so it was time to get going. As she was getting ready to put on her bikini I was like wouldn’t you prefer to go all the way home like that. She was like I bet YOU would like that. Maybe I would if we didn’t have to drive through the bad areas of Detroit but no thank you. I can safely tell you she does not have a roast beef pussy.