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The first thing I said in a message to different women on different dating sites

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By Jackhammer69 [Ignore] 29,Mar,26 00:55   Pageviews: 8

Kristina -36
I think you're about the prettiest thing ever come out of Vancouver. I want to take you to the Moon and back via my tongue, my cock and stamina. Have you ever had your clit sucked until your back arched and your eyes rolled back in your head? I would do that then take the fat helmet head of my cock and part those pussy lips like the Red Sea and give you all 7.5 inches of me for as long as you could take because I can go for hours

Nala- 25
Have you ever been slapped upside the head with 9 inches of limp dick? No? Really? Cuz you look like somebody beat you with a pipe of flesh

Angel- 31
So am I going to get a picture of that ass I'm going to wreck? Baby I want to blow a hot load all over it

Taylor-32
Taylor baby I think you're adorable and I would love to take you out to dinner and wine and dine you and then take you home to my place for a nightcap of methamphetamines. It used to spun out your legs be wrapped around my neck while I drool you with 8 inches of the hardest cock you've ever felt

Isabella
1st msg-Isabella, I've always thought that was one of the prettiest names in the world. My name is Bruce. Kind of remind you of a bank worker for the 1940s. I guess it's sexy and I starchy striped suit kind of way

2nd msg-Hey Isabella, I guess an extract the right cord with my first message yeah so I thought you were more shot by looking more careful at your pictures. So..... You like the ladies do you? Well less than we have in common.... I like us me ah some ladies too.... And I come with Dr equipment built the satisfy. Sure you guys can get the equipment too and strap it on but hey I was born with it I know how to drive it like a pro. And drive it I will. All doing Denny's house no headlights on without fear. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! I'm as gifted, if not even more gifted then you ladies orally. I can do things with my tongue that make snake still. I can't tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue but no one needs their clit tighter than not anyways. For all that stuff comes way down the line anyways. And I'm not jealous guy either, so I would insist you keep your friend because who knows maybe she don't even be my friend too. So let your friend or companion or life partner or do we call her know that you might be bringing home a man. I'll give you my stats to pass along to her, they are as follows:
Height 5 foot 7
Wait varies between 140 and 160
Hair black
Pubic hair nonexistent
Shoe size 10
Resize varies between 30 and 33
Below the belt stats are:
7 1/2 long
Two thick
Duration time between 90 minutes 220 minutes
Capable of multitasking
Does require a cigarette on pump completion

Megan -22
I want to eat your ass. Serve it up on a plate at the dinner table and I will tear it up with my tongue.

Megan "Are u serious?"
Hell yeah, I'll tongue punch the backdoor until the front cums open

Elowin Fawn
You know sometimes I really wonder how some smart and beautiful women can actually be single. But then I see the way that these things, they call themselves men act and I can't understand. All I can think of say now is do you want to check out my tapeworm? And I don't know why I invited you to look at my tapeworm when I have no tapeworm what I have is an earthworm taped my wall. Well this rate you're going to stay single a lot longer :-) have a great day


Stephanie -38
"It's a pleasure to meet you"
Actually I think that the pleasure will be my meat, all the inches of it, deep inside you're wet twat. I know my pleasure is going to be making that pussy purr with a stroke of my hand. I'm a cat whisperer if you know what I mean

Julie leach
I've been up for 18 days. I don't remember 6 of the 18, so technically I can't vouch for my consciousness but I'm 78% sure I was awake because I've been driving nonstop. Wait a second. I'm not driving now. Where are my keys anyways and.....what in the hell? Sears? And it's open! I think I drove through a vortex or a wormhole....it is open! There's people carrying things out! Julie you have to message me so I can follow the thread of message back to the Amazon Walmart pop music world.......wait, I gotta think about going back there and that shit....

Maria -34
Will you send me a pic of your feet? My friend bet me 20.00 that you have a foot with 6 toes on one of your feet but I don't believe him

Ashley -28
You are so sexy and cute. I was looking at your photos and all the sudden I looked down and I had a huge spot in my underwear from where my precum had been dripping. So I took your photo and sent over to my big screen and just drop my underwear and beat my cock until I blew jizz all over the TV and fell from week legs. I would love to get my face up between those thighs and just taste with that pussy then just like I was your daddy I would bend you over, slap that ass and use my cock too make your p**** purr

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