Here are some George Bernard Shaw quotes for all you “politicians” on this site.

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”

"He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”

"Never forget that if you leave your law to judges and your religion to bishops, you will presently find yourself without either law or religion.”

"A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.”

"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.”

"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."