How to jerk off properly.

By mikeinaz [Ignore] 12,Sep,26 13:21

My masturbation is much more ceremonious than some of yours in my later years. I guess I just “tossed one off” quickly, as the Brits say, when I was a teenager… because there was always another load that needed to be unloaded within mere hours anyway. My orgasms were “a dime a dozen” back then.
Each one is more precious to me now.
Now in my seventies, I stroke and stroke and cajole my beloved penis for a long time, usually while sitting at my laptop like I am now, repeatedly getting and losing an erection and fiddling with rubber rings, lubricants, nipples and gadgets until I can (sometimes) work up an actual hot sticky gush.
Whether I get that far or not, I am there to fully enjoy all the incredible sensations leading up to that point. And sometimes I don’t even manage to reach the holy pinnacle before deciding to shelve the project and resume it later.

By Daddie [Ignore] 15,Apr,26 08:01

I like to lick my palm...

By cfan2 [Ignore] 04,Sep,25 00:53

What a waste of your delicious cum!!

By kebmo [Ignore] 05,Sep,25 22:04⤴

I wish I had someone to enjoy it all the time but that is just not the case in real life.

By cfan2 [Ignore] 06,Sep,25 12:00⤴

Maybe not today, but all you need is to meet someone like me!!!!!

By kebmo [Ignore] 06,Sep,25 17:52⤴

Or me!!

By Frenum [Ignore] 23,Aug,25 00:45

My new technique is when I've cleaned my teeth I hang my cock on the edge of the sink and put the toothbrush inside my foreskin.While its rubbing the frenulum my cum drips into the sink, it's all done within a minute.

By kebmo [Ignore] 23,Aug,25 07:32⤴

That's efficient!

By stroker11 [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 05:43

I use the sink...the right height, and easier to rinse! And mirror viewing...up close and hand towel is right there! If they only knew...

By tb1 [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 07:20⤴

I’ve used them both

By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 08:10⤴

I have a mirror right outside my bathroom for viewing and when the time comes I go in and use the toilet paper that I have set out to control the shooting.

By Tempp [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 19:33⤴

I also often use the sink. And I don’t shoot anymore, it pours out. When I was younger, I used to be able to spray all over the place. It was great fun, but I don’t miss cleaning up.

By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 19:59⤴

Warning: May cause

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By Tempp [Ignore] 13,Aug,25 10:48⤴

Very hot, thanks for sharing.

By Harpo [Ignore] 13,Aug,25 05:15

Just find somewhere, that when you reach the point when jerking off you can shoot your load anywhere 🔥

enjoy the moment blissfully! Even better if it’s over someone

By BillyJVilla [Ignore] 13,Aug,25 01:03

I like to get my cum on me, so I can clean/eat it up.

By t-rex [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 19:46

Sounds like it takes all the fun out of it

By kebmo [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 20:23⤴

It's efficient.

By t-rex [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 23:27⤴

As long as you are happy

By bella! [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 21:25⤴

I was thinking the same thing…….

By kebmo [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 21:42⤴

Bella! were you thinking that it's efficient or that it takes the fun out of it?

I had some efficient fun this afternoon!

By bella! [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 13:17⤴

I was actually responding to t-rex but since you asked, if it works for you, who am I to judge the process? I recognize that you are bisexual so I ask you this, if your female partner said only Tuesday at 8:30, you know, sometime after Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy however you must be finished by 8:55 so she can be in front of the television by 9:00 when Chicago PD starts…..I mean yeah, you’re getting some but it’s so regimented and clinical and all the joy and excitement is confined to those constraints.

By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 14:10⤴

I don't feel it has to be done that way but it is a convenient way to get it done and keep it clean while I'm listening to my best friend on the phone talking to me about this and that.

By bella! [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 21:15⤴

It’s wonderful that you have found a workable way for you to efficiently enjoy yourself!

By t-rex [Ignore] 11,Aug,25 23:28⤴

By Tempp [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 01:50

I just drop my load directly into the toilet. Flush takes it away. Then pee, even a little, to get the residual cum out of the penis so it doesn’t seep out and spot your underwear.

By kebmo [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 08:09⤴

When I am cumming my cock is too hard to point into the toilet.
Using the toilet paper allows me to capture it without making a mess on the back of the toilet seat.

By Tempp [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 19:31⤴

Sounds like a plan. I’m not as stiff anymore.

By HornySyd [Ignore] 12,Aug,25 13:10

That's not like me at all. When I get the urge, I just go for it. I'll only worry about cleaning it up after I'm done.

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