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By Celestial [Ignore] 27,Apr,25 06:41   Pageviews: 42

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Donald Trump tells Vladimir Zelinski [in the White House] that he doesn't have any "cards" to play with.
Does that mean that Trump owns the deck and merely forgot to deal a hand to poor Vlad?

Then Donald Trump goes to attend the pope's funeral; he's wearing a blue suit while everybody else is
wearing a dark or black suit. I'm pretty sure he has enough money to buy a black suit. Or was he just
feeling "blue" because he had to attend the pope's funeral?

Spades♠ were the suit of the day you stupid fuck, NOT diamonds🔸.

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By CAT52! [Ignore] 27,Apr,25 09:52
Either he tries to get people’s dander up or he’s the stupidest man in the world. I tend to go with the latter, but, who knows. Perception is 90% of the game so, you judge.
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By Celestial [Ignore] 27,Apr,25 10:05
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Thanks for your comment, CAT52!
I think he's a stupid fuck... and probably the stupidest one in human history!
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By Gntlmn [Ignore] 28,Apr,25 18:56
He's actually blessed with an amazing skill set... Being able to butt-fuck dead babies, and suck Putin's asshole, simultaneously, is quite notable.
By Celestial [Ignore] 29,Apr,25 10:25
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I wouldn't say that he's blessed with an amazing skill set, IF that is what he does!
It sounds rather bizarre, to say the least! BUTT, tRUMP's name is 80% "RUMP", so I'd
say he's definitely an ass-man for sure! His ass-cheeks could be sold as RUMP-ROASTs
to the highest bidder. My opening bid on his tongue is $1,946.oo. His heart and liver
will be auctioned, too.
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By nekekal [Ignore] 27,Apr,25 12:31
He did it on purpose. He likes to show that he doesn't have to follow the rules. Melanie was dressed like she lost someone. But the magot just wanted to be somewhere else. Probably screwing the woman from italy.
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By Celestial [Ignore] 28,Apr,25 07:21
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Thanks, nekekal, there's no doubt in my mind that he did it on purpose... but everyone's allowed to
make the right or wrong choices in life. For some reason or other, rich people think they're exempt
from the laws of nature. Yes, it was very obvious [when she spoke Italian] that Mr. tRUMP became quite
enamored with the woman from Italy!
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By dgraff [Ignore] 27,Apr,25 17:22
I would have worn a Harley shirt my boot cut jeans my snake skin cowboy boots and a black Stetson cowboy hat i mean it’s no big deal to a man that was known for washing peoples feet
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By Celestial [Ignore] 28,Apr,25 07:21
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