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Started by johnp [Ignore] 19,Aug,13 23:07  other posts
I was finally banned by peach and don't know y..... Any advice on how I might win her affections back??
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By #303133 22,Aug,13 13:42
You could publicly beg, whimper and grovel.
I understand that Peach REALLY likes guys who act like a whipped bitch...
By johnp [Ignore] 22,Aug,13 17:01 other posts 
Oh no I have WAY to much pride for that!


By #404042 20,Aug,13 12:06
Don't worry about it. Saying 'penis' as a greeting to my friend made her throw a fit. Don't put girls on a pedestal just for having vaginas
By #303133 20,Aug,13 12:10
Vaginas do not sit well on a pedestal. They kinda flop over and drop to the floor...
By #404042 20,Aug,13 15:45
asses sit well on pedestals though, and the vagina only needs to be on the same body as the ass for men to start pedestalizing it.

hell, on this site, the vagina barely even needs to resemble a normal, healthy vagina to get comments such as 'hot pussy! '
By #301038 20,Aug,13 16:32
JohnP, you should really listen to this guy. He knows what he is talking about! He's got a special way with people, you know. No one just gets a red angry face for nothing!
By #404042 20,Aug,13 16:41
I don't get along with members that suck. This girl throws tantrums on a penis site a lot, over very minor things, so you can take her words for what they're worth
By #301038 20,Aug,13 16:52
You are absolutely right, tantrums on dick site is kind of my thing. I actually mellowed out quite a bit since my teenage years, when I used to have a baseball bat in my yellow beetle and would trash other people's side view mirrors for cutting in front of me, cause they don't use them, anyways... Oh, those were the years.

Banning someone for not complying with my preferences is just peanuts...
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 19:28 other posts 
Dang peach ur hardcore!
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 12:36 other posts  ⤴
Smartest thing anyone has said so far johnjbal
By #404042 21,Aug,13 18:39
advice that I know you aren't going to take
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 18:44 other posts 
Y do u think that johnjbal? That's not really whAT u think I'm doing is it??
By #404042 21,Aug,13 22:18
I see you're still clamoring for her attention. It's exactly what you are doing. Go out and get laid
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 22:31 other posts 
U have no idea what u r talking about but thanks for the tip bro.....
By #404042 21,Aug,13 23:18
Say what you want to feel better, while I watch you and laugh
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 23:26 other posts 
U do realize that most of the Women on this site r actually 16 yr old zit faced boys right? Or do u actually take this shit serious??
By #409634 21,Aug,13 23:47
Actually the majority of them are middle age like 37, balding, getting a beergut, and just are totally straight cept when in comes to washing weenies with their lips.
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 23:51 other posts 
Ur probably right on there......sorry to burst ur bubble there johnjbal.....


By #409137 21,Aug,13 12:46
Just thought johnp's points score must be rocketing sywards with all this forum activity .
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 12:58 other posts 
??
By #409137 21,Aug,13 14:12
Sorry don't you get points for your pics and/or actions on the site I do
By johnp [Ignore] 21,Aug,13 14:20 other posts 
Oh ya gotcha.....just wasn't sure y u posted it


By bella! [Ignore] 19,Aug,13 23:13 other posts 
Oh this is certainly going to sway her to your side...........
By bigguy [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 08:34 other posts 
Hi Bella, I agree, personnaly I think miss Peach is a sweetheart but with that said also know she don't tolerate a whole bunch of BS, she will tell you in second where to go.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 13:58 other posts  ⤴
Bella ur the only one that gets me


By #303133 20,Aug,13 12:02
You don't know why?!
Have you actually ever paid any attention to the things she posts?
Peach pretty much shoots straight from the hip...
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 12:33 other posts 
Dude I try.... I really try but about 10 paragraphs in I start to loose my wood and just go back to looking at the pix.....


By #415959 20,Aug,13 09:09
This has been going on for 8 months now. Give it a rest John, and move on already. If you didn't understand what the issues were then, you are unlikely going to stumble across an epiphany now.
By johnp [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 10:59 other posts 
Great advice 2 nice thx bud!


By MoeJoe [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 08:24 other posts 
I think if you are banned from someone's profile, you are unable to comment or sent private messages to them.


By bigguy [Ignore] 20,Aug,13 08:06 other posts 
I have a suggesstion, if you havn't did it yet it may be wise to read all of her blog info before contacting her again. She is a very sweet lady but very picky as to who she lets in. Her and I got off to a shakey start but it had nothing to do with anything nasty I sent her are said to her only my presentation. Take some advice, if you have any desire to be Peach's friend be very careful at the choice of words and above all better be polite and don't throw a bunch of BS at her that will put you on the shit list very quickly. Another thing don't make yourself a pain in the ass to her by sending her a pile of PM"S. Send her a nice short message and tell her how you feel and then leave it up to her. Do not be pushy are she will not respond positively take my word for it.


By #409634 19,Aug,13 23:19
Get a flash mob together to let her know how much you want her.
By johnp [Ignore] 19,Aug,13 23:30 other posts 
What exactly is a flash mob and how would I go about getting one together?
By #409634 19,Aug,13 23:39
Pfft dude google... the nerve of some people wanting me to do all the work and shiz. Sheesh.
By johnp [Ignore] 19,Aug,13 23:43 other posts 
A flash mob (or flashmob)[1] is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then quickly disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment, satire, and artistic expression.[2][3][4] Flash mobs are organized via telecommunications, social media, or viral emails.[5][6][7][8][


By #124665 19,Aug,13 23:09
You might try this: /forum/thread.php?id=21461

By johnp [Ignore] 19,Aug,13 23:20 other posts 
That's sum funny shit.... I do have a pic on the toilet maybe that's what got me into trouble?


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