King Charles III and Queen Camilla came down to breakfast and, as usual, the butler had laid out Charles's post next to his plate.
"Darling," said Charles, "where's the letter opener?"
"He's got the day off," Camilla replied.
King Charles III and Queen Camilla came down to breakfast and, as usual, the butler had laid out Charles's post next to his plate.
"Darling," said Charles, "where's the letter opener?" "He's got the day off," Camilla replied. |
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I'm a great classical music lover except I don't understand Norwegian music.
Its all Grieg to me. |
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Have you seen that new hetero porn film where all the sex takes place in a flying car?
Its called Titty Titty Gang Bang. |
"Son, you're old enough now for me to talk to you about the facts of life."
"OK, dad, what d'you wanna know?" |
I had a meeting the other day with my bank manager. I asked him to check my balance. So he pushed me over.
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Mine was to have starred in a video with Peter North when he did gay porn as Matt Ramsey, fuck his arse and let him shoot his BIG LOADS over me. |
A vicar was on his way home when he inadvertently strayed into the town's red light district. He walked on a few yards past an alleyway from where he heard a bloke ask: "how much for a blow job?" and a woman replied: "a hundred quid."
The vicar carried on walking and went past another alleyway where he heard another bloke ask: "how much for a blow job?" and another woman answer: "a hundred quid." The vicar was quite perplexed by now as he had no idea what a blow job was and then he had a brainwave. "I know, I'll stop off at the abbey and ask the Reverend Mother, she'll know." He got to the abbey and went in to see the Reverend Mother. "Do you mind, Reverend Mother, if I ask you a question?" "Of course not," said the Reverend Mother. "What's a blow job?" "A hundred quid," the Reverend Mother replied, "same as it is in town." |
Did you hear about the violent electrician who beat another guy up?
He was charged with assault and battery. |
Over 50 years ago, the UK tried not putting the clocks back an hour in winter for three or four years but this led to a plethora of complaints from mummies and daddies that their little darlings were having to go to school in the dark. So it was changed back and ever since the clocks go back an hour in October and forward an hour in March. I have to say I do prefer the light evenings though I'm dreading another swelteringly hot summer, that 40C we had in 2022 was hideous. |