(M+M Story btw, kinda cringey) Twas a few years ago. I was experimenting with other guys at the time. Just surfing the internet when I saw one of my co-workers on one of these hookup sites. So after a moment of hesitation, I decided I'd give it a shot. I messaged him, and after a bit of chatting, we decided to try pleasing each other. I drive to his place, which is in a dormitory, he invites me in, we sit down, nervously talk a little bit more, and he says, "lemme put on something on to hopefully cover up any sound we might make."
So he puts on ...The Minion Movie...
Never really watched it, but it's an animated kids movie. Not something to put on in the background of sexy times.
At this point, I'm pretty nervous, but I have the courage to start things up. Whip it out with only a chub. He brings out his massive dong about twice the size of mine, just a chub as well. We compare for a bit and then he goes down and starts sucking. Meanwhile, the movie's still just blasting away... I didn't get hard. So we tried to switch it up. I try to fit his behemoth in my mouth, which at this point is getting close to hard, but my mouth wasn't big enough for it to fit without noticeably scraping my teeth, which are a little on the pointy side if I might add.
So this thing is a bust and we both knew it. After both realizing and apologizing, I pack my shit back up and got out of there.
Afterwards, whenever I saw him at work, it was extremely awkward, but we just acted like it never happened.

The End